*Mini Van drives past Ryan and Jack blasting "More than a Feeling," and the driver flips off Jack*
Ryan: Who was that?
Jack: Adam in his feelings
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Ryan in a high pitch voice: cold brew girlie
Jack also in a high pitch voice: matcha girlie
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*Ryan screams*
*Jack screams louder to assert dominance*
Erza: should we do something?
Adam: No, I want to see who wins this
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Jack: Okay, so...what would your reaction be if I brought another dog home?
Ryan: You didn't bring one home, right?
Jack hides a puppy behind his back: Umm, nope
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Jack: Ryan, you can cook, right?
Ryan: I mean...like I can try, like that one movie says, anyone can cook.
Adam muttering: Anyone can cook, but it doesn't mean they can cook well.
Jack: WE SHOULD DO THE RATATOUILLE THING!
Ryan: What?
Jack: THE RATATOUILLE THING
Jack: The whole rat pulling on your hair to control your movements in the kitchen, it's the dream dude
*Adam walks in to see them cooking and quickly sneaks back out because he doesn't want to deal with the disaster that is the cooking*
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Jack: Ryan and I have the kind of brother love where we finish each other-
Ryan: Sentences.
Jack: Don't interrupt me.
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Adam: We're screwed.
Ryan: Hey, no, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Adam, with a mocking smile: We're screwed!
Ryan: There you go!
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Jack: if there's one thing about me, I can carry a phone, wallet, keys, flowers, and emotional baggage all in one hand and still pull through
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Jack: We seriously have to talk about your watch
Adam: What watch?
Jack: The watch in your pocket, you don't even use it
Adam: It is fashion Jack, FASHION!
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Adam: my talents include avoiding conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming.
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Ryan, after finding out about greek mythology: medusa was highly problematic.
Ryan: she objectified a lot of people.
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Adam: So what did the paper in your fortune cookies say??
Jack, stuffing his mouth with seven cookies: the what it in my what is what
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Adam: I hope you have an explanation for this!
Ryan: We have three actually.
Jack: Pick your favorite.
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Jack: Why won't Alba go on a date with me? What am I doing wrong?
Adam: Do you want me to answer as a brother or therapist?
Jack: brother
Adam: See a therapist.
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Jack, loading his nerf gun with real bullets: it's nerf or nothing.
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*Adam, Jack, and little Winter walking together at a carnival*
Adam to little Winter: Do you want your face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Jack, after a bad day: No, I am not in the mood
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Ryan: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so let's go for 12 more in case.
Jack: Ry, that's a coma.
Ryan: Sounds festive.
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*Jack pulls out a uno reverse card*
Jack: Adam, I think you'll find that you're the one in trouble.
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Jack: Ry, I'll pay you four nickels if you get me a glass of juice.
Ryan: fine
*Ryan gets juice*
Ryan: Okay, four nickels, please
Jack: sorry, I just remembered I don't have any money
*Ryan chugges the juice*
Ryan: Sorry, we are out of juice
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
