Ryan: You can buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.
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*In the hospital after Winter was born*
Cat: You want to hold him?
Adam: Oh, um... Yeah, sure, that'd be great
*Adam hugs Ryan*
Cat: The baby, Adam!
Adam: Yeah. Right, right, the normal thing
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Ryan: I'm depressed; I need a cookie,
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Jack bitching: I'm not that bitchy!
Adam: with only three hours of sleep, I can be just as bitchy as you.
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Ryan: Yeah yeah
Jack: Alright, that's it. I'm getting pizza, and we're hanging out tonight
Ryan: I'm not hungry
Jack: The pizza's for me
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Someone: You can't just write songs and listen to the beach boys all night.
AJR: Watch us
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Jack: Hey, Austin, we need your help with an April Fools' Day prank.
Austin: But April Fools' Day was yesterday...
Ryan: Those were just your generic, perfunctory, run-of-the-mill April Fools' Day pranks.
Jack: We're pulling all our real pranks today, now that everyone's guard is down.
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Their dad: I told the boys they were allowed to hit each other once daily, so they should think it through and not waste it. But instead, every day, Ryan ends up with a new bruise from Jack.
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*before the band got started*
Adam: I've come up with a plan to make more money
Jack: becoming strippers?
Ryan: we would make a fantastic strippers
Adam: I had a different idea
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Ryan, leaving: I need to get some air...
Jack: There's air in here.
Ryan: I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR!
Jack: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY AIR?
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Jack: do you know who i am?!
Adam: aww...you poor thing, you forgot your name?
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Adam: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you
Ryan: water is not wet
Adam: how the fuck is water not wet, it's water-
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Kidnapper: I could kill you if I wanted.
Jack: Yeah? So could my older brothers. So could my dog. So could a dedicated pigeon. You aren't special.
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*AJR fandoms knocking on everyone's door to talk about AJR*
AJR fandom: Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour?
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*Alba hugging Jack*
Jack: what is this?
Alba: affection
Jack: disgusting
Alba, stepping away: fine then bitch. i'll go hug Ryan
Jack: i didn't say stop
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Jack: I can be just as noncompetitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most noncompetitive. So, I win.
Ryan Gestures wildly toward Jack: Do you see what I have to live with?!
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Ryan: I'm going to kill Jack
Adam: well, that's not very live; laugh, love of you
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Cat knocking: Hi Ryan I just moved next door, I'm super model
Ryan opens the door half asleep: I don't care who the IRS sends; I'm not paying taxes
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Adam and Ryan: but that's murder!
Jack: god, guys, grow up
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Jack: This is boring.
Ryan: quit whining
Jack: Then why did you invite me?
Ryan: I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me," and you said, "Fuck you, Ryan, I do whatever I want," and followed me here.
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
