AJR incorrect quotes

Chapter 16

Adam: Why is Ryan chasing Shay?

Jack: Oh, Shay stole his favorite book.

Adam: Is he...cursing her?

Jack: DUhhh... He is very upset!

Ryan: I SWEAR THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!

Adam: you trained her to steal his book, didn't you

Jack: maybe...
----------------------------------------
*when they were younger*

Ryan: How old are you? You're eight.

Jack: I'm eleven; you're four years older than me.
----------------------------------------
*after Ryan pushed Jack into a pool*

Jack: Why did you do that? You know I can't swim.

Ryan: Everything I do is so you can better yourself. Now stop pretending to drown you, drama queen.
----------------------------------------
*texting*

Adam: I'm sorry, I'm going to be half an hour late

Ryan. still lying in bed, forgot they were even supposed to meet: you always do this
---------------------------------------
Jack: Why if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Ryan: The car takes a screenshot

Adam: For the last time, GET OUT!
---------------------------------------
Adam: I don't know if it's ego or self-love, but damn, I'm incredible
---------------------------------------
Adam: Dammit, Jack!

Jack: What?! It wasn't me!

Adam: Sorry, a force of habit. Dammit, Ryan!

Ryan: Not me either.

Adam: Oh...then who set the house on fire?

*Shay barks to get their attention*
---------------------------------------
Austin: Why are Jack and Ryan sitting with their backs to each other?

Adam: They fought.

Austin: Then why are they holding hands?

Adam: They get sad when they fight.
---------------------------------------
Ryan: what are you writing?

Jack: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information

Adam, looking over Jack's shoulder: this just says, "fuck around and find out."
---------------------------------------
*Ryan pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*

Adam: where did you get that?

Ryan: my pocket

Adam: how do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Ryan: skills
---------------------------------------
Adam: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

Jack, taking all of Adam's money in Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
---------------------------------------
Adam: This is a crazy idea. Stupid. Insane and it doesn't make sense

Ryan and Jack: So, you'll do it?

Adam: For you two? Of course!
---------------------------------------
Adam: Fuck it up, Buttercup.

Jack: Go for the kill, Daffodil.

Ryan: Fight the power, Sunflower.
---------------------------------------
Ezra: Adam isn't answering his phone

Ryan: I'll call him

Ezra: Jack and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-

Adam: Hello?
---------------------------------------
Adam: A decision had to be made.

Jack: And you fucked it up!
---------------------------------------
Ryan: Hello. We'd like to order a birthday cake for our brother.

Baker: Okay, and what would you like the cake to say?

*Ryan Looks at Adam*

*Adam Looks at Ryan*

Ryan: Do you think Jack would like a talking cake?
---------------------------------------
Ryan: Winter said a bad word today.

Jack: Where the fuck did he learn that?
---------------------------------------
Jack : Relationships should be 50/50. Alba cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
---------------------------------------