AJR incorrect quotes

Chapter 12

Ryan: I'm bored

Adam: Okay

Ryan, slightly louder: I'm bored

Adam, very obviously ignoring him: cool

Ryan, loudly: I'm bored!

Adam: shut up!

Ryan, quietly: I'm bored

*Adam throws the nearest object at Ryan*
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*Jack running around causing chaos*

Jack: the law is meaningless!

*Dog barking in the background*

Jack: stealing is legal now!

*explosion noises*

Jack: I AM YOUR GOD!
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Adam: Okay, so you two will set off all the mayhem and fireworks to distract people

Ryan: with my love of mayhem and Jack's desperate need for attention, that'll be a cakewalk!

*Jack nods aggressively*
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Jack: don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be okay.

Ryan: how can you still say that?

Jack: because sometimes, in times like these, denial is all we have.
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Jack, texting Ryan: Ryan! Help, I'm being kidnapped

Ryan: Where are you?

Jack: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Ryan: I'll call Adam

Adam, answering their cell: Hello?

Ryan: Where's Jack? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Adam: Jack? Whaddya mean, he is right next to me,

Adam: I'll call you back.

*Adam hangs up*

Adam: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Jack: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Adam: dear diary, today Jack was a bitch

Jack: I'm right here!

Adam: I can still hear his whiny voice in my head
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Adam: Jack, eat your vegetables

Jack: you can't make me your not my mom

Adam: eat your vegetables or no Shay

Jack gasps: You monster
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Ryan: you like me for my personality

Cat: don't look at me like that; I was surprised too
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Adam: salt can't be the only delicious rock; I'm going to start eating rocks to find the good ones. I bet they're trying to hide them from us.
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AJR's manager: Where are Jack, Ryan, and Adam?

Their girlfriends: They're playing hide and seek.

AJR's manager: Where?

Their girlfriends: I don't think you get how this game works.
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A fan: if you died, what would your last words be?

Jack: Finally
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Adam: I feel nothing

Ryan: you cried during jack's school play

Adam: he was perfect!

Jack: I played a tree

Adam, tearing up: and I was so proud of you.
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Adam: you two have been very well behaved today

Adam: what did you do?
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Ryan: I'll admit I've done many things in my life that I'm not proud of.... no, wait, that's a lie. I'm proud of all of them.
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Adam: what are you watching?

Jack: why do you care? You don't even like scary movies.

Adam: Jack, our life is a scary movie.
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Ryan: be useless so that nobody can use you.

Adam: is that going to be your response whenever I ask you to make the bed?
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Ryan: Jack...I'm sorry...

Jack: Don't talk to me. Don't even look in my direction. I can't believe you betrayed me. I want to
move out.

Ryan: LISTEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED THE LAST COOKIE.

Jack: WHY WOULDN'T I WANT IT!
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Adam: Have you ever owned a fine for an overdue library book?

Jack: you and I both know I've never checked out a book in my life.