Adam: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Austin, sighing: Jack...
Jack: fuck shit up out there, but don't die
Ryan, wiping away a tear: so inspirational
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Ryan: what are you doing?
Adam: stealing Shay
Ryan: scandalous. Can I help?
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Jack: What do people with no siblings do when they feel like irritating someone for no good reason?
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*Jack as a store clerk probably*
Jack: Attention, shoppers, the store has been closed for twenty minutes. Many of us would like to leave. So, if you're still in the store, you're being a dick. Don't be a dick.
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Adam: This is not the time for your shenanigans.
Jack: It was a single shenanigan.
Ryan: Technically more of a hijinks
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Adam: Before you say anything
*Adam look at Jack*
Jack: I'm not involved. I swear
Adam: WHAT DID YOU DO, RYAN!
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Adam: Everyone, pay attention! I need to make an announcement, and I only have one minute.
Ryan: Why?
Jack: Are you in a hurry?
Adam: No, I was referring to your incredibly short attention spans.
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Jack, after making fun of Ryan: It wasn't bullying; it was attempted bullying.
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Ryan: And who is this?
Alba: I'm Alba, Jack's friend
Jack: And my future wife
Alba: And I'm going to be your reason for death if you keep referring to me as that
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Adam: so, this summer, who has ideas?
Jack: we could start a cult
Ryan: think realistic
Jack: how is that not realistic?
Adam: let's put it in the 'maybe' pile
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AJR during a concert: We would like to apologize to anyone whom we haven't made fun of. Please be patient. We will get to you shortly.
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Jack holds up a fancy-looking bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
*Ryan grabs the bottle and drinks all of it*
Ryan: it's perfume.
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Jack: Adam never forgets my birthday. I, on the other hand, can never seem to remember his...
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*AJR fandom laying on the floor*
Person: Why are They lying on the floor?
Austin: they're a little overwhelmed right now
Person: Why?
Austin: AJR smiled at them
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Jack to Ryan: Sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.
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Jack: We don't need adult supervision anymore.
Ryan: We're becoming wonderful young adults.
Adam: Says who?
Jack and Ryan: Shay
*Adam leaves speechless*
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Adam to Jack and Ryan: I'll never forget the days you were born.
Adam: No matter how hard I try.
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Ryan: who's using the family brain cell today?
Jack: Shay
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Interviewer: How many rules can you break in one day?
AJR: What time is it?
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*when they were kids*
Their mom: I don't hear anything.
Their dad: What's the matter with that?
Their mom: Three loud sons and no noise. That's what's the matter with that... I've never heard such a deafening silence.
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Adam: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Arnetta: Violently practices.
Ryan: Violently studies.
Ezra: Violently sleeps.
Austin: Violently shoots pictures.
Chris: Violently boxes.
Jack: Violently murders people.
Adam: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
