Alba: my dad is a drama queen; he won't let us date-
Jack: leave that to me
*Later*
*Jack sneezes*
Alba's dad: bless you
Jack: last what?
Alba's dad: I said bless you
Jack running to Alba: I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT- HE GAVE US HIS BLESSING
Alba, in disbelief: holy shit, you did it
Alba's dad: wait what
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Ryan: how did you know I was going to propose?
Cat: Jack hasn't been able to look at me for a month without crying.
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Cop arresting Ryan and Jack: you have the right to remain silent
Adam, also being arrested: bold of you to assume they can
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*Ryan and Cat being all lovey-dovey while reading a book to each other*
*Jack and Alba making out on an armchair*
Adam: I just can't even, excuse me, I need to kill myself
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Jack: So what? I have a difference of opinion from you! What's the big deal!?
Ryan: WELL. DING DONG, YOUR "OPINION" IS WRONG.
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Adam: The best revenge is being nice!
Jack: Or murder.
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Ryan walking into a wall: fuck
Austin: what's up with him?
Jack: He caught Alba and me kissing and is being a big baby about it
Ryan yelled towards the lamp: IT WAS MORE THAN JUST KISSING
Alba: honestly, Ryan, is this how you plan to live for the rest of your life?
Ryan turned towards the window: I TOLD YOU I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF BECAUSE IVE SEEN ENOUGH
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*Baby Winter crying*
Ryan picks Winter up: Oh, it's okay, sweetheart, you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older
Cat: Ry, are you okay?
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Jack: I'm sick and tired of all these numbers defining me, Like my age, weight, height, number of knives I own, Murder accusations, My clothes. These things are not who I am.
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Jack: I would do anything for you, Adam
Adam: Tell me my hair is better than yours.
Jack: I would do almost anything for you, Adam
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Jack: it's just so lovely leading a peaceful life with the person I love
Alba pulling daggers out of the wall: Jack, what did I say about throwing knives in the kitchen
Jack: ahh, domestic bliss
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Ryan: that superstitious nonsense. Y'know, step on a crack, break your mother's back. It doesn't work; I know
*his therapist stares worryingly*
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
