*Jack sees a ladybug*
Jack, tips hat: ma'am
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Jack: And then I was running through these streets, and I'm fast! Like I'm really fast!
Adam reading the paper: Yes, dear, that's fantastic. I know how fast you are.
Jack: And I was like, 'well, if you don't want me to bite you, then don't threaten me.
Adam: You BIT someone?!
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A hater: welcome to the fuck AJR club. In this club, we say "fuck you" to AJR!
AJR fans, standing up: there has been a HUGE misunderstanding; we need to leave.
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Ryan: Nothing in life is free.
Adam: Love is free!
Erza: Adventure is free.
Arnetta: Knowledge is free.
Jack: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Ryan: how drunk was I last night?
Jack: you forgot the word for milk, so you called it cereal water
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Ryan: I wore this to my prom.
*wears a face visor*
Ryan: it was a smooch deflector. My date said it was, so I didn't go in for a smooch during the slow dance.
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Interviewer: do you guys have a drug problem?
AJR: We all know we don't make enough to have a drug problem.
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AJR fandom: You guys are like the most incredible people we have ever met, and you three don't even have to try!
AJR, holding back tears: We try really hard, actually.
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*after Jack did something idiotic*
Adam, packing Jack a lunch: these were not made with love today, by the way.
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Ryan: What do you think Jack will do for a distraction?
Adam: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes, and several car alarms go off*
Adam: ... or he could do that.
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Ryan and Jack: bu—
Adam: grow up! The Easter bunny isn't real, the tooth fairy is fake, and the queen of England doesn't exist!
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*Ryan gets arrested *
Ryan: NO, PLEASE, IM TOO PRETTY TO BE LOCKED UP!
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Adam: If you guys were a drink, what would you be? I'd be vanilla coke.
Rayn: Bleach.
Jack: Sewage.
Adam: Okay, calm down, edgelords.
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Ryan: So is it murder if I give them a heads up?
Jack: I think that's a threat
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Erza: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Adam turning to Jack and Ryan: How tall are you two?
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Jack: get me a sees her salad
Rayn: a caesar salad?
Jack: you know, ur a smart ass
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Ryan: I'm sorry
Jack: for what?
Rayn: oh, you haven't been in your bedroom yet
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*Ryan and Jack sitting in jail together*
Jack: So who should we call?
Ryan: I'd call Adam, but I feel safer in jail.
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Jack: Am I in trouble?
Adam: Take a guess.
Jack: No?
Adam: Take another guess.
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Jack: drink your milk
Adam: it's chunky
Jack: then chew it
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Adam: where's Jack?
Ryan: he's...busy
Ryan: being an idiot
Adam exhausted sigh: what kind of idiot?
Ryan: the "everything is on fire" kind.
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Ryan: I'm an idiot.
Jack: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this will be a long day.
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
