Jack telling their dad that he and Ryan will be moving in together: And trust me, the second Ryan kicks me out, I will move back in with you.
*Ryan raising his eyebrows*
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Jack: I'll be right back I have to change my underwear
Adam: Why do you have to change your underwear?
Jack shouts in disgust: Because I'm not wearing any
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*Adam talking rapidly, not making any sense*
Jack, laying in bed sick: I didn't understand anything you said
Adam: That's cause you're sick
Jack: Or because you didn't make any sense?
Adam: No. It's because you're sick.
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Adam: half of the people around are staring at us
Ryan: how embarrassing, why isn't the other half staring?
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Jack: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Ryan: You mean my pronouns?
Jack: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Ryan: Uh, I dunno? What are yours?
Jack: NOISY AND CHAOTIC.
Ryan: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
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Adam, in the passenger seat: I'm pretty sure you just violated multiple driving laws.
Jack, driving: I'm sorry, would you like me to slow down so we get shot?
Ryan, in the backseat: I'm pretty sure we'll die either way so why bother?
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Adam: I hate true and false. I think there should be a third option: Who's to say?
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Adam: weird. Haven't seen the neighbors in a while. Hope they're okay.
Jack: maybe the husband murdered the wife and buried her in the garden.
Ryan: see Adam? This is why we don't let him watch true crime stuff!
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Adam: Good morning to everyone except Jack and Ryan, those two are dead to me.
Austin: Is this because of the fireworks incident?
Adam: OF COURSE ITS BECAUSE OF THE FIREWORKS INCIDENT!!
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Ryan: what animal is oxtail like can i buy it at the store????
Adam: they just let anyone into college these days, huh
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*Jack very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips*
*Shay teleports in the doorway*
Jack, under his breath: Fucker.
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Ryan: It's spooky season!
Jack: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.
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Alba: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Jack: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt!
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Ryan: Oh what, so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?
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Ryan: I'm going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
Jack: I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.
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*Jack and Ryan are making a new song and being loud*
Their neighbor: It's 3 FUCKING AM; SHUT THE HELL UP
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Alba: They're so dumb
Cat: Then why do we love them so much?
*looks over at Jack and Ryan as Jack stuffs his face with marshmallows*
Ryan: Whoever chokes first has to clean the apartment
Jack with his mouth full: Deal
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Jack: I'm not dumb but $20 is $20
Adam: Bitch yes, you are
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
