*Ryan sneezes*
Jack, hiding under Ryan's bed: bless you
Ryan: god?
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Ryan: remember how I said Jack and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Adam: yes
Jack: well, we're in jail
*Adam hangs up*
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Jack: Alba is playing hard to get
Jack: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
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Jack: Adam just banned overly specific nicknames because of rat snitch Ryan.
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Ryan: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Adam: Why not?
Ryan: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Ryan: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy
Cat: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep
Ryan: I said within reason, Cat. How about I murder that guy?
Cat: So murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't?
Ryan: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Adam: why do we waste money on candy when we can eat sugar cubes?
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Adam: I'm passing the phone to someone who is a child
Jack: I'm passing the phone to someone who is the most oblivious piece of shit despite having an IQ of 130
Ryan: I'm passing the phone to someone who broke his arm trying to shove me off the roof
Jack: stop holding a grudge!
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*The Brothers having dinner together*
Ryan: Adam, can you pass the salt?
*Adam throws Jack across the table*
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Jack: well, I'm going through a rough patch, a whole year.
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*Jack listening to music from Ryan's room*
Jack yelling: I KNOW I'M NOT HEARING BEACH BOYS ON A SUNDAY!
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*AJR reactions to being told I love you*
Adam: I love you too
Jack: can I get a refund
Rayn: oh no
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Jack: Change is inedible.
Ryan: Don't you mean inevitable?
Jack, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Ryan: we're sorry
Jack: no we're not
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Adam, talking to Ryan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Ryan: You bet!
Adam: At what temperature?
Ryan: 535.
Adam: That's the clock.
Ryan: 536.
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Jack: can we take a picture?
Adam, reaching for his camera: sure
*Jack snatches painting off the wall*
Jack: run before they catch us!
Adam: what the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Rayn: I'm fine
Adam: you're fine. That's good. I'll write it on your tombstone "he said he was fine, he was wrong"
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Adam, trying to teach Jack how to drive around a pothole: to the left
Jack: now take it back now y'all
*Jack drives through pothole*
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Jack: Hey Adam,
Adam: Yes?
Jack: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Adam: Where's Ryan?
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Ryan: you know, they say the children are our future, and then you open your mouth, and then I'm terrified
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
