*Jack and adam are babysitting winter and cooking dinner*
Adam accidentally cuts himself: Fuck!
Baby Winter: Fuck!
*Jack shocked and starts to laugh*
Adam: What did he say?
Baby Winter: Fuck!
Adam: Oh god, that can't be his first word!
Jack, still laughing: This is Gold!
Baby Winter: Fuck!
Adam points at Jack: Don't tell Ryan about this, okay?
Jack, smirking: Well, I'll need some compensation, Adam.
Adam: Fine.
*Gets 20 dollars and gives it to Jack*
Jack: I would have done it for 10, but 20 is fine. Pleasure doing business with you.
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Jack: Ryan!
Ryan, running away: I NEED DRUGS TO DEAL WITH YOU FIRST
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*Ryan, standing outside, holding up a sign that says "date?"*
Jack: OH MY GOD? YES!!
Ryan: No, tell Cat!!
Jack: CAT! I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
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Emily: I just broke up with him
Adam: Yay- I mean, aww, do you want a hug?
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Jack: You know what I can do? I can eat 5 Oreos at once; beat that bitch
Ryan: Damn, double stuff or?
Jack: Maybe, maybe
Ryan: Damn, you got a big mouth
Jack: big mouth to fit big things-
Adam: PAUSE
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*AJR living in your mind rent-free*
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*Jack plays guitar*
Ryan: It's 3 FUCKING AM; SHUT THE HELL UP
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Adam: She makes you look like a stable person
Ryan: Ikr
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Jack: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Adam: I think you mean cards.
Jack, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Adam: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Ryan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Jack and Ryan: We have a problem...
Adam: No, YOU TWO have a problem. I have two idiots who keep making them.
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Adam: I don't have trust issues; I have "I've seen this before, and I know how it ends" problems.
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Jack: I'm falling for Alba
Ryan: well, get the fuck back up.
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Ryan: pink wine makes me-
Jack: slutty
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Ryan: we're a family; families talk about things!
Adam: no, families ignore things until they go away.
Jack: YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT ME!
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Alba: there's no way he likes me back
Ryan: Jack would throw himself in front of a car for you; trust me, he likes you.
Adam: Ryan, Jack would throw himself in front of a car for fun.
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Jack: so I hear you like bad boys.
Alba: Uhm, yeah, I guess
Jack: well, not to brag or anything, but when my dad buys me Lunchables, I eat the candy first.
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Adam: Guys, shhh. Do you know what that sound is?
Ryan and Jack: What is it?
Adam: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.
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Interviewer: Name one thing you want to see in a bedroom.
Adam and Ryan: Seeing Jack get a total of eight hours of sleep.
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Jack: I'm the responsible brother.
Adam: You JUST broke a lamp I SAW you.
Jack: And I took responsibility for it!
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Ryan: I have a hard time choosing presents for Cat. What do you get a girl who already has everything? And by everything, I mean me.
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AJR incorrect quotes
الفكاهةThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
