AJR incorrect quotes

Chapter 27

Adam: Look, tomorrow is our wedding, and I think we must act as usual as...

*looking at his brothers*

Adam: we usually do.

*Emily raised her eyebrows*
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*when they were younger*

Ryan: guys, I have a crush

Jack: it's always a crush and never a job
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Adam: Oh my dear, you drive me batshit crazy

Jack: mission accomplished
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Jack: You're an idiot.

Ryan: That's the charm.
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Jack: mom didn't raise a weak bitch

Adam: mom worried this day would come
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Ryan: The last time I went to the hospital, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got confused and said it was meant for babies.
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Ryan: it's time for plan B

Jack: we have a plan B??

Ryan: no, but it's time for one
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*Paying the bill*

Waiter: Sir, sorry, but your card has been declined

Adam: Can you try rerunning it?

Waiter: We have three times already, sir

Adam: Oh, this is embarrassing; Jack, can you take care of it?

Jack: Sure!

Jack grabbed the waiter by the collar: he said rerun it, punk
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Ryan panicked: I CAN NOT FIND MY GLASSES. WHERE ARE MY-

Adam: You're wearing them

Ryan: Oh
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Jack: Do you know how old I am?

Adam: 5 years old

Jack: I'm 24

Adam: Oh yeah, well, you don't act like it
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*Ryan saying anything to anyone*

Ryan: Okay, that sounded so much better in my head
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Alba: Jack and I don't use pet names

Ryan: I see; what do bees make?

Alba: honey

*silence*

Alba: ha, you thought, bitch

Jack yelled from another room: what do you want whore?
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*Cat complains about Ryan to Adam*

Adam, who will do everything for the woman who gave birth to his nephew: come here motherfucker
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Adam: Jack, clean your plate. It's not going to clean itself

Jack holding up a toy wand: Or maybe it will
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Ryan is crying: I don't know what to do. And I don't feel good.

Jack having no clue how to comfort someone: Yeah, you're not making me feel good either.
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Their dad: Adam, you coming with me

Adam: Alright

Their dad: And that leaves-

Their dad pausing: We need to rethink; These two.

*pointing to Ryan and Jack*

Their dad: they cannot go together; I don't trust them.
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Ryan: HEY BABY JACK CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR

Jack: STOP CALLING ME BABY JACK, AND I MIGHT CONSIDER IT

Ryan mumbling: When thats just non negotiable. I'll take myself to the hospital. Thank you very much-
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Jack: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that much.

Ryan: Oh, you've been too?

Jack: Once. In monopoly.
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*AJR hanging out*

Jack: Does anyone else imagine themselves hotter than they actually are?
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Adam: Will you be my wife, Emily?

Emily: No

Ryan: Oh yes you will

Emily: No I won't. I do have a say in this

Jack: She said I do we're halfway there!
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Winter: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Ryan: What did you do?

Cat: Don't be so rude honey, you haven't done anything right?

Winter: well... I have detention until holidays

Ryan: Why?

Winter: Maybe some toilets exploded and the water flooded the hallways

Ryan: What! THAT WAS AMAZING, me and Uncle Jack are very proud

Cat: I'm seriously done
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