Their mom: how'd you do on your history exam?
Ryan, pretending to smoke: good
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Jack: on the last question of the test, I just wrote "the people were enraged." with like a bold full stop so that the teacher understands that's all I know
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Ryan: writing things down is nerdy
Adam: what do you do?
Ryan: I forget stuff like a cool person
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Austin: What's worse than heartbreak?
Adam: when you wake up in the morning, and your phone doesn't charge
Ryan: when you wake up in the morning
Jack: when you wake up as the same person
Austin: okay, calm down, depressed lords
(thank you so much to my amazing follower for this quote AJRIsepic)
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Ryan: when and where did you get the dog?
Jack: when I went out...
Ryan: you went to target
Jack: yes
Ryan: you went there for CHIPS
Jack: yes
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Adam: I want to make our parents proud of me
Ryan and Jack: we want to make our parents shake their heads disappointedly and ask, 'where did I go wrong
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Alba: I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
Jack: you better watch who you're calling a child, Alba. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I stay here getting lectured by a pervert.
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Adam: Ryan, I'm not threatening you, but I have a strong urge to assault you physically.
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Ryan: I HAVE SUCH A BAD HEADACHE. I HAVEN'T WORN MY GLASSES IN THREE DAYS.
Jack: RY WHY
Ryan: CAUSE I'M HOTTER WITHOUT THEM
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Jack: Oh, how badly I wanted to punch him.
Adam: Poetic.
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Ryan: Time for plan G.
Adam: Don't you mean plan B?
Jack: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Austin: What about plan D?
Ryan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Adam: What about plan E?
Ryan: I'm hoping not to use it. Jack dies in plan E.
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Cat: were you a virgin when we first started seeing each other?
Ryan: Cat, you know I don't believe in that astrology bullshit
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Jack: Kinda feel like I'm losing my mind again.
Adam: I'm sorry, Jackie; I'll be with you every step of the way.
Jack: But not right now because I'm writing a song idea.
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Jack: People who like dark chocolate are always the people who are too mature.
Adam: that's untrue; I mean, look at Ryan, no offense.
Ryan: YEAH! LOOK AT ME- also, no offense taken
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Jack: Ryan been holding onto that ONE time I forgot what reindeer were called, so I described them as 'Christmas llamas' for over a year now.
Ryan: AND I'LL NEVER LET YOU FORGET.
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*Alba accidentally brushes Jack's hand with her own*
*Jack takes her hand*
Jack: Fucking commit to it
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Ryan: I'm telling you, Adam, I tried to talk to Jack about it; I did but-
Adam: But what
Ryan: but then he started talking back
Adam gasps: he didn't
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