Ryan: we're going to die!
Jack: oh well, we lived a good life.
Ryan: I'm 28!
Jack: I said good, not long.
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Adam: Love is a very complex emotion, Jack. You can feel very close to someone one minute, and the next minute; why do you want to strangle them, do you understand?
Jack: I'm familiar with the urge to strangle, yes
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*Ryan being kidnapped*
Ryan: will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: shut up!
Ryan: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush
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Adam: you were so drunk last night
Jack: huh
Adam: I asked you something, and you just said, "I'm not mentally ill."
Jack: but I am
Ryan: that's what I said
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Jack: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Ryan: killed without hesitation
Jack: NO!
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Adam: sometimes, I am painfully reminded that you are 24 years old and have no life experience yet, mainly because you're stupid.
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Some guy: you two are a little old to be trick or treating
Jack: we're here to rob you
Ryan: some candy would be nice though
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Adam: Let me show you a picture from last night that upset me
Ryan: Okay, but in my defense, Jack bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Adam: That's not what I wanted to. You drank SHAMPOO?!
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*Adam makes a simple and understandable mistake*
Adam: I should chew glass.
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Jack: I'm a great driver.
*Also, Jack runs a stop sign, goes 20 miles over the speed limit, cuts off people when merging, never uses his turn signals, and tailgates people*
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Ryan: so, you come here often?
Adam: This is my fucking house.
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Jack: I can do what I want! I fear no one! No one can control me!
*Ryan starts dialing a number on his phone*
Jack: wait, what are you doing? Are you calling Adam? Please don't call Adam! Look, I'll return all the stuff I stole. I'll do anything! Please don't call him Ryan.
----------------------------------------Adam: I prevented a murder today
Ryan: really? how'd you do that?
Adam: self control
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Jack: if u have they/them in ur bio I will not argue with u, I'm clearly outnumbered
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*when Jack and Ryan was younger*
young Jack mocking their mom: THATS IT YOUR ON TIME OUT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE GET ON TOP OF THERE
Ryan playing along: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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Ryan: If you really want to be good at something you need to practice. Practice makes perfect!
Adam: I don't need to practice; I'm already perfect
Ryan: I- okay-
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Ryan: it's called cauliflower, not gHoSt BrOcCoLi
Jack shaking: I know what I saw
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Adam: Jack is acting suspicious. And I for one, do not want to wake up dead.
Ryan: I can't believe I have to say this again. You cannot wake up and be dead.
Adam: It's an expression.
Ryan: It's not.
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Adam: What are you doing?
*Jack distracted and kept glancing at Adam*
Jack: What do you mean? I'm reading a book.
Adam: Well, you're reading it upside down.
Jack: I'm still looking at it - from different angles to see if it's good.
*Ryan trying not to laugh behind them*
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
