Fives: Its here! It's the new year!!!!
Echo: Uh, we still have half an hour left
Fives: You know what I mean!
Satine: Still, might as well enjoy my new years party! Even though it isn't new years quite yet
Obi Wan: Ah, yes, of course. I had no idea there was such thing as new years eve tea
Satine: There's tea for everything dear
Anakin: Rubber chickens???????
Satine: I- uh, don't think so?
Padme: Come on Anakin, let's get a cup of punch...
Anakin: Oh, we can't
Ahsoka: Why not?
Anakin I threw it out the window
Satine: What????
Rex: More like why sir?
Anakin: -shrugs- I just felt like it
Padme: Anakin!
Adi Gallia: This party is sweet. Might I ask where you buy your tables at?
Satine: Uh...I don't know they've been here forever
Adi Gallia: Ah, yes, I have quite a collection myself. Bidding on Ebay is not a good use of your time and money
Kit: So that's how you got all of those tables...
Aayla: I thought you stole them from a furniture store, lol
Adi Gallia: Oh, I didn't buy all of them on Ebay....
Shaak Ti: And what does that mean?
Kix: Hey Rex, you might want to take a look in the ballroom
Rex: Do I really want to?
Kix: Jesse Hardcase and Fives are sliding across the floor in their socks
Ahsoka: That's not too bad. I mean, considering everything they've done before
Kix: Uh, but then Hardcase slid into a glass table and broke it, but then they found a box under it and it had a ton of chocolate in it. So now they're having a fight over chocolate, with chocolate
Rex: Ub, excuse me
Satine: Are you serious??? This is what always happens when I invite people over...
Barriss: Hey, what's with this watermelon?
Lux: Why is it brown? Is it a brown sugar watermelon?
Satine: ....uh, that's a dried goard
Ahsoka: And it's not edible
Lux: Let play croquet with it on the roof!
Barriss: Oh, yeah!
Luminaria: Strange, aren't they? Not my problem
Plo Koon: But this green bean casserole is. Why does is taste so...odd?
Luminaria: I just found it lying on the street on my way here. Don't ask me
Aayla: -spits up green bean casserole- okay, that needs thrown out the window
Anakin: Okay!
Padme: Anakin-
Aayla: Ah! I wasn't serious!
Obi Wan: Anakin what the chicken??? That was a glass pan!!!
Anakin: I just do what I'm told
Ahsoka: Uh, no you don't
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