Maul: oh, yes. Today is the day...the day I can get all of my revenge...without going to jail! Mwahahaha!!!!!!
Savage: why are you evil laughing at 1:00am in the morning bro?
Maul: uh...just being evil?
Savage: what evil plans do you have in mind now? If its scaring Obi Wan with a lizard again, forget it because then we ended up on poop scooping duty at the zoo because of that.
Maul: no, no, no. I have far more sinister plans than that!!!! But of course that whole lizard deal gives me a great idea...
Savage: whatev
Maul sits down and accidentally sits on a whoopie cushion. Savage starts laughing
Maul: brother....how could you?
Savage: what? I couldn't help myself! It's April fools day after all
Maul: whatever. well I'm off! My evil plans can't wait!
Savage: you doing your evil plans now...at 1:00am?
Maul: yes.
Later, on another chat
Ahsoka: before anything crazy happens, I just want to say nobody touch my bed
Padme: why your bed?
Ahsoka: because last time somebody made the floor all loose, and then when I sat down my whole bed collapsed under the floor.
Satine: ...well that sounds like it hurt
Ahsoka: believe me, it did
Obi Wan: don't worry Ahsoka. There's only one person out there who I pranked...
Anakin: WHO FILLED MY VAN WITH SAND?!?!?!?!
Ahsoka: oh wow, your a savage master Kenobi
Padme: well don't think Obi Wan is the only one who spent all night filling Anakin's van with sand!
Satine: lol, funny prank. I just hope nobody pranks me
Rex: okay. Its pandemonium over here
Ahsoka: what happened?
Rex: everything. The boys pranked each other and so now there's paint bombs, glitter, tea, an oven, and fake spiders everywhere.
Anakin: lolololol. I might have helped supply some of those items....
Obi Wan: wait...they're not using my tea are they?!?!
Rex:
Fives: seriously! Hardcase why did you pour Bengal spice tea all over me?!?!
Obi Wan: 😥😥😥....that...was my favorite
Satine: aww, here, you can have some of mine
Obi Wan: thanks.
Obi Wan sips the tea but it tastes bad
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