Anakin has added Obi-Wan, Satine, Ahsoka, Lux, and Padme to the chat
Ahsoka: Hey Skyguy. What's this?
Anakin: I call it...the couples chat.
Obi wan: OMG! Anakin how many times do I have to tell you me and Satine are just friends!
Satine: Yeah!
Ahsoka: Please, everybody ships you two!
Satine and Obi-Wan: They do???
Ahsoka: Yep
Lux: Hey Ahsoka 😏
Ahsoka: I'm only gonna tell you once; me and Lux are not a thing
Lux: Not yet...
Ahsoka: Skyguy!!!
Anakin: Geez, okay!
Anakin has kicked Lux off the chat and added Rex
Ahsoka: Oh my God.
Rex: Why am I here?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to know
Rex: ....Oh.
Ahsoka: UMM I don't like Rex either!
Anakin: Are you sure about that?
Ahsoka: Well, I like him as a friend, of course, but not like that!
Rex: Umm...same
Anakin: Then how do you explain this!
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Rex: Uhh...
Ahsoka: I passed out, and Rex was just there to catch me. Btw thanks Rex
Rex: No prob 👌
Anakin: Then how about this!
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