Presenting: The clone wars characters as incorrect quotes, or, better known as funny tumblr/Twitter posts
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Anakin: Love is cheap... but this booze is cheaper
Obi Wan, concerned and looking in Anakin's bottle: ...this is just vinegar
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Vos: If I run and jump at Ventress, she will most certainly catch me
Vos: *Runs at Ventress*
Ventress: VOS NO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-
Ventress: *Drops coffee to catch Vos*
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Hardcase: Here's a fun idea- we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them
Rex: We are not doing that
Fives: *Nodding* Mistlefoe
Rex: Don't encourage him!
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Ahsoka: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?
Obi Wan: Just give him a minute
Anakin: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
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Echo: *Choking*
Fives: I'm trying to call 911, but the 9 button isn't working!
Jesse: Just flip your phone upside down and use the 6
Echo, stopping his choking for a second: What the heck-
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Anakin: I have an idea-
Obi Wan: If it involves you, Rex, Ahsoka and the Avatar theme song, then no
Anakin: Well never mind then
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Fives: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Dogma: You're a hazard the society
Anakin: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Ahsoka: Fight me!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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