Tup: what are we going to do???
Ahsoka: if you don't answer Obi Wan is going to wonder what happened
Padme: okay, you have to answer him Ani
Anakin: okay, if you all want to live, then go lock Maul in the bathroom, and nobody make a single sound
Maul: No! No!!!!
Anakin: okay, phew, here we go. Uh, hello?
Obi Wan: Anakin? Hey, I was just checking in. How is everything going?
Anakin: oh, you know, um, pretty good. Not in the least bit nerve wrecking
Padme: !!!
Anakin: I mean with you being gone and all!
Obi Wan: okay. Don't worry, I should be back soon
Anakin: greatttttt
Maul: Kenobi! Kenobi!!!!
Obi Wan: what was that?
Anakin: uh, uh...it was Tup! He, ah, was just calling for you because he missed you. You know, classic Tup...he's going to bed about now
Tup: oh my god
Obi Wan: okay, well send my greetings.
Anakin: okay bye-
Obi Wan: oh, would you put Cody on for a minute?
Cody: -gulp-
Anakin: yeah, sure
Padme: say anything, and your dead
Rex: we all will be
Cody: General Kenobi?
Obi Wan: hello there! Aw, we did it in reverse order!
Cody: yeah...I guess we did
Obi Wan: well I just wanted to talk to you to make sure everything is alright. You know, Anakin isn't the most trustworthy person.
Cody: yeah....
Obi Wan: you are though. I know I can trust you with anything
Cody: yep, I would never keep anything from you, ever. -huge gulp-
Ahsoka: you're doing great!
Satine: don't mess up
Cody: well, uh, everything is fine. I mean normal, well I actually mean-
Obi Wan: good, good. I get the point
Cody: okay then..uh, bye!
Obi Wan: oh, Cody. I know
Cody: you do?!?!?!?
Anakin: ahhhh!!!!
Obi Wan: if you wanted to borrow some of my tea, all you had to do was ask!
Rex: phew
Cody: oh, uh, yeah, sorry general
Obi Wan: it's no big deal
Cody: um...okay.
Anakin: wow, I can't believe were going to get away with this
Obi Wan: oh, and one more thing. The green bean delivery came early so I already have it and am on my way back. I'll be there in about two hours
Cody: -huge gulp- O-k
Obi Wan: bye!
Ahsoka: this is bad
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
