Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
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Jesse: if you want to know who ate the last brownie, it wasn't me
Dogma: tell that to the security footage
Rex: what do you want to know Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: a while back you mentioned of how Fives's speeder bike got clogged with applesauce. It had something to do with baby Yoda, coffee, and toliet paper. I'd like to hear the rest of this story.
Fives: ah, that story
Echo: well let's just say it was crazy
Kix: VERY crazy. I still can't believe it even happened
Hardcase: I can't believe that no one told me about this secret stash of cheetos under the bathtub
Jesse: like he said, that was secret
Ahsoka: lol
Rex: so the story started like this;
Fives: wait! I think I should be the one to explain what happened first because it was my speeder bike that got clogged with applesauce
Echo: ...but it wasn't really yours because you stole it
Fives: whatever. It all started one day out on the battlefield. Everyone was fighting,
Tup: except Domga. He was drinking coffee
Dogma: what? I litterly can't function without it
Kix: so then we won the battle
Jesse: obviously!
Rex: and so then we were taking a break, when I noticed Jesse, Hardcase and Fives were missing
Tup: actually I was the one to notice. It was odd without anyone pranking or scaring me
Rex: so we looked all around, and we couldn't find them anywhere
Echo: they were full on M.I.A
Ahsoka: what were you guys doing?
Hardcase: I was going to ride my tricycle to the dollar store to buy a new rubber duckie, but then Jesse and Fives stopped me
Fives: because we found a separatist headquarters
Jesse: I thought it was a barn at first, lol
Hardcase: so then they dragged me all the way there!
Jesse: we checked the place out, half way expecting to find some creepy droid
Ahsoka: did you?
Rex: no, they found something much worse
Fives: we found bikes
Jesse: speeder bikes
Hardcase: it would be weird if there were just regular bikes there
Echo: ...yeah
Ahsoka: so how did it get clogged with applesauce?
Fives: well first we looked around, and then we decided to steal the speederbikes
Jesse: I mean we killed all the droids, so it's not really stealing, right?
Kix: -facepalm-
Tup: ...I don't think that's how it works
Hardcase: so we were looking around, and I saw this!
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