Funny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read.
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Eth Koth: Weee!!! I love our segway!!!
Saesee Tin: Watch out Eth you're gonna hit the wall!
Eth: Oof-
Luminaria: I would say you can see things before they happen, but that's the fifth time he's crashed into the wall
Ki-Adi-Mundi: ...Why are you painting your eyebrows?
Luminaria: Just going for a new look, you know
Ki-Adi-Mundi: No, I do not know
Saesee Tin: Eth! It's my turn!!!
Luminaria: What about me? The time I drove it across the dining table didn't count
Mace Windu: Hey! I have an announcement to make!
Eth Koth: Do you ever not? I mean, you don't have to say the toilet needs plunging every time Anakin flushes a rubber chicken down it.
Luminaria: It happens often enough
Mace Windu: True, that. But we need to hide the segway. Ponds told me the last time General Plo Koon and Commander Wolffe faced Grevious, he was still on the look for his segway. He thinks it's still alive, somehow...
Saesee Tin: Fine. I'll hide it.
Luminaria: Seriously? You?
Ki-adi-Mundi: Saesee, after you hid it in the fridge, I've lost all faith in your abilities to hide anything
Mace Windu: He's right. Eth, you hide the segway
Eth Koth: What??? Why is it always me???
Mace Windu: Just cause
Meanwhile, at Grevious's lair:
Grevious: Long since, have I waited.
Droid: Sir, would you like to purchase this pair of fuzzy boots advertised in this ad?
Grevious: What?? No! I've almost located my stolen segway...my precious...I know it's not dead...
Droid: Its not alive, sir
Grevious: Well neither are you!!! Now, bring me a lemonade! The person who dare stole my segway will pay...they will pay dearly...
2 days later:
Aayla: Hey, does anyone know why Eth is sobbing on the ground, cuddling a shoe?
Ahsoka: I've seen my Master do weirder
Kit: I asked, and he said something about failing Mace Windu, and that now he would have to wash windows?
