Padme: so... Your probably wondering why I've called you all here
Satine: yeah, what's this chat about?
Shak Ti: I was like, mediating. What is it Amidala?
Luminara: I was putting on my green facepaint.
Shak Ti: Wait your face isn't actually green?
Barriss: nope its not. Why am I here? I was about to go on a date with my boyfriend.
Padme: wait, you have a boyfriend?
Satine: who is it, even?
Lux: its me! Good to hear from you my precious Berrie. 💕💕💕
Barriss: 💖💖💖💖
Padme:
Satine:
Shak Ti: I did not see that coming.
Luminara: wait, when did I say you could go on a date and have a boyfriend?
Barriss: uh....
Lux: you said so last Friday, but you just don't remember
Luminara: oh, okay.
Satine: I can't believe she didn't see through that.
Padme: okay! Were getting way off topic! So I've called you all here, to go on a space trip with me!
Shak Ti: uh... Ok
Satine: why do you want to go on a space trip with us?
Padme: because Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and the 501st went on a space trip and they didn't invite me! I'm ready to get revenge... And show them that I can plan a way cooler trip than them. Who's with me!
Lux: hey, Berrie, wanna go on a vacay for our date?
Barriss: anywhere with you. 💕
Shak Ti: okay I'm going for the sake of getting the scoop on Barriss and Lux. My news article will be right on the front of corousant news.
Luminara: since when did you become a news reporter?
Shak Ti: since I made a bet with Aayla that I could get a better story than her. Barux is so gonna be great.
Satine: like usual, this whole chat is crazy. but I'm ready for a vacation, so I'm in.
Padme: so were all in?
Luminara: I guess I'll tag along. I have to make sure that boy doesn't get too close to my little daughter Barriss.
Barriss: I'm not your daughter, and I can do whatever I-
Luminara: you will do what I say or your not coming on this trip missy!
Barriss: -sighs-
Plo Koon: I'm here! I was too busy buttering my toast and cooking my bacon that I just now had time to check my messages. What's going on?
Satine: basically, do you want to go on Padme's space trip?
Plo Koon: ooh, sounds like fun, I'm in.
Padme: okay, I'm coming right now to pick you guys up.
Barriss: wait but we have to pack!
Padme: not to worry I already snuck into you guys houses and got a ton of your clothes.
Shak Ti: say what?
Padme: what? We have to catch up to Anakin and the others right away!
Satine: sometimes I question why were friends.
Padme: whateva I've already taken off in my ship.
Plo Koon: wait, which ship?
Padme: oh, the chancellor let me borrow his ship in return for one thing.
Lux: and what is that?
Padme: that he can come along with us!
Palpatine: he he he
To be continued
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