Jesse has invited Rex, Cad Bane, Pre Visla, Rako Hardeen, Ventress, Mace Windu, Wreaker, and Hardcase to 'the bald chat'
Rex: are you serious?
Ventress: a literal bald chat?
Mace Windu: sometimes I wonder about you clones...
Jesse: come on! After that whole no eyebrows chat, everyone was thinking this!
Cad Bane: I sure wasn't.
Pre Visla: what the shoe do you even do on this chat?
Jesse: somebody's been hanging out with Maul...
Pre Visla: what makes you say that?
Rako Harden: the whole what the shoe thing gave it away
Ventress: yeah, majorly. What is that guys obsession with shoes?
Rako Hardeen: same! Like why shoes of all things?!
Rex: why a bald chat of all things?
Wreaker: yeah! We should have a blowing things up chat!
Hardcase: oh! I'll blow up the microwave!
Rex: no Hardcase don't!
Jesse: ....its too late
Ventress: na, we should have an "I kill people chat"
Rako Hardeen:
Rex:
Mace Windu: ...what?
Cad Bane: yeah. I kill people all the time
Jesse: guys this isn't a murder chat!
Ventress: but it could be
Wreaker: oh, I just blew up my shoe!
Rako Hardeen: again with the shoes!
Rex: why did you blow up your shoe???
Wreaker: because I felt like it. And there was a cricket inside. (Crosshair is scared of them)
Crosshair: ...not really...
Jesse: get off! Your not bald!!!
Jesse has kicked Crosshair out of the 'bald chat'
Jesse: all done
Cad Bane: if you have a bug problem, you can call me
Wrecker: why would I need to call you?
Cad Bane: besides being the best bounty hunter in the galaxy, I also have an exterminating business
Ventress: what?!
Rako Hardeen: ...that's crazy
Rex: everything is
Jesse: not this salad
Wrecker: na, bugs are fun to squish!
Mace Windu: how disturbing
Pre Visla: okay, unless this chat actually has something of value said, then I'm leaving
Jesse: I lost my safari hat at Naboo and I can't find it. Please tell me if any of you see it
Pre Visla has left this chat for good
Ventress: I would leave too, but then I couldn't laugh at your stupidity
Rako Hardeen: -facepalm-
Wrecker: who wants to blow up McDonalds with me!
Hardcase: nooo!!!! I love that place!
Wrecker: oh, then let's blow up the jedi temple! I'll bring the firecrackers!
Mace Windi: nooooooo!!!! I'll put you in jail for that!
Ventress: doubt it. You all have been after me for years, and no one has even come close to capturing me
Rako Hardeen: maybe because the jedi don't have time to chase a bounty hunter
Cad Bane: then why are they chasin me?
Rako Hardeen: ...because you do really bad stuff!
Rex: like kill bugs apparently, lol
Cad Bane: laugh all you want, but I'm well on my way to becoming a billionaire
Mace Windu: everyone get over here and stop these clones from blowing up the jedi temple!
Rex: wrecker you'll go to jail if you do that!
Wrecker: but I wanna blow it up!
Mace Windu: I'll give anyone a life time supply of chicken nuggets if you stop this insane clone right now!
Cad Bane: I'm coming
Ventress: not before me!
Rako Hardeen: I'll get there first!
Rex: seriously? Just for chicken nuggets?
Jesse: Rex, I'm borrowing your speeder so I can get there faster!
Rex: -sighs- Wrecker, I'll give you something else to blow up
Wrecker: like what?
Rex: uh, what about a broken bed? And a random shoe from Maul's last attack?
Wrecker: oh, yeah! Fine, I'm turning around!
Rako Hardeen: seriously? That's like saying you can blow up a dumpster
Rex: eh, it worked. Now I guess that life time supply of chicken nuggets is mine!
What's Rex going to do with a life time supply of chicken nuggets? 😂😂😂
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