Obi Wan: Maul, you don't have to do this
Satine: Yeah
Maul: You think you know me? You know nothing of all those years I spent thinking of that time you outbid me for that washer on Ebay!
Obi Wan: I-
Maul: Now you will share my pain!
-Maul shoots Satine and gets her out of the game
Obi Wan: No!!!!!!!!
Satine: Remember my dear Obi Wan...I've loved you always...and always will. Also I'm the one who hid your tea as a prank on April Fools day
Obi Wan: ....I don't know if I'm more hurt or angry right now
Maul: Now this is going to be juicy!
-Bo Katan comes in and saves Obi Wan
Maul: No!!!
Bo Katan: Come on, we have to get the holocron! For Satine!
Obi Wan: You're her sister, aren't you?
Bo Katan: ....no comment
Obi Wan: I'm so sorry
Bo Katan: Yeah, I know. She was kind of annoying
Obi Wan: No, I meant- never mind. We have to beat Anakin to that holocron!
Barriss: You know, this is rather interesting to watch.
Lux: Why?
Barriss: ....because I planted a bomb in the Jedi temple.
Meanwhile, Ahsoka, Plo Koon, Wolffe, Rex and Jesse are making their way through the halls when they run into Master Yoda
Ahsoka: Master Yoda?
Plo Koon: Care to join us?
Yoda: Indeed, yes.
Just then, the bathroom next to them explodes
Rex: What???
Jesse: Ahh!!!
Wolffe: At least the toilet lid didn't hit any of us
Ahsoka: What just happened?
Yoda: Bombed the temple, a Jedi has.
《Awkward silence》
Barriss: Ahsoka! It was Ahsoka! She wanted a new bathroom so she decided to bomb it so you'd have to redesign a new one!!!!
Ahsoka: What? No-
Rex: I know commander Tano! She would never do something like this!
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