Ahsoka: the sky looks so pretty out here.
Maul: it reminds me of that time Kenobi cut me in half and I fell through space.
Hardcase: once I cut a pig in half.
Jesse: you mean bacon?
Hardcase: well yeah, but I still cut a pig in half, technically.
Rex: -facepalm-
Dogma: once I killed a cockroach because it was in my bathtub.
Echo: dude.
Fives: that was so disturbing.
Tup: wait, why did Obi-Wan cut Maul in half?
Maul: because he was jealous of me
Obi wan: uh, that's not why! He legit killed my master
Anakin: ah, I remember ol' Qui Gon.
Rex: what's that sound?
Ahsoka: its probably the toilet. It wasn't working well earlier.
Obi wan: I think that's because Anakin was trying to see if he could use the force to flush the toilet.
Anakin: pw, I was not. I simply dropped my pop tart in there and was trying to get it out.
Maul: y'all are weird.
Rex: I feel like we all already knew that.
Ahsoka: XD
Anakin: uh! I sense something in the force!
Ahsoka: what?
Anakin: its... My wife!
Obi wan: wait, what?
Anakin: I mean, its my life! Yeah, I just, you know, felt myself in the force.
Rex: hey, is that a ship out there?
Fives: na, the ships inside with you and Ahsoka.
Rex: seriously, are you ever going to leave me alone about that?
Fives: nope.
Maul: There's some ship out there. Did you guys invite someone else or something?
Anakin: what, no! It must be invaders!
Maul: Good thing I brought my lightsaber. I'll go deal with them
Ahsoka: wait, that ship looks familiar...
Padme and her "friends" have hacked into this chat
Padme: what's up?
Lux: uh, the sky
Barriss: your so smart. 💖
Shak Ti: I'm screenshoting this for my report.
Plo Koon: did anyone bring my shining head cream? Uh, my face is already looking dull.
Luminera: oh, I put it in the fridge.
Plo Koon: why?
Luminera: because it was taking up too much room for my cosmetics.
Satine: hello everyone.
Obi wan: hello there.
Anakin: what are you doing here Padme?
Ahsoka: yeah, and the rest of you guys.
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
