Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Black Friday (The Boys Sneak Into Stores)

Anakin: So...who's ready for tonight?

Fives: Me!

Jesse: Me too!

Hardcase: Me seven!

Jesse: That doesn't make any sense

Hardcase: I don't either

Echo: ...He's got a point there

Dogma: I can't believe we're doing this

Rex: Neither can I...I mean, sneaking into stores the night before black Friday?

Vos: It's going to be so much fun! This is like my third year in a row

Tup: How many times have you been caught?

Vos: Well, uh, last year didn't count because the security cameras caught me breakdancing

Heavy: Oho, so this is pretty risky

Tup: It is???

Anakin: No. As long as we shut off the security cameras.

Rex: There is only one thing that is making me go along with this

Fives: Getting something for your girlfriend?

Rex: No....I'll get Ahsoka anything she wants regardless of the price. I just really want to get this spatula on sale

Anakin: So, here is the plan-

Vos: Wait, let me. I mean, I've done this before, you haven't

Anakin: Um, excuse me, I've spent the night in an aquarium  before

Vos: Sneaking into stores is entirely different

Anakin: Fine. Go ahead and explain. I'm sure you know all about this stuff. It wasn't like you were caught breakdancing in the store

Vos: That was just because I thought I had gotten away with it. Anyways, basically, we'll ride Anakin's van to the mall. Then, we use a ladder, or the force, to jump onto it.

Anakin: And then we cut a hole in the roof, then use our jet packs to sneak inside.

Fives: And that's when Echo hacks into it and shuts it off?

Anakin: Yes

Vos: And then we sneak inside, and put everything we want in a cart. Then we hide, and wait for the store to officially open. Then, we check out with all our stuff before anyone can stop us!

Anakin: Easy as eating a piece of bacon

Jesse: Its almost like we're the grinch on Christmas!

Hardcase: Does that mean I can paint myself green?!

Rex: No!

Fives: Yeah. Waking up to a bright yellow Hardcase head was more than enough to startle me

Tup: That was pretty creepy

Heavy: I about knocked him out thinking it was some new weird sith lord or something

Anakin: Oh, that will be a good way to scare Obi Wan...or maybe Mace Windu

Vos: Yeah, just show up to a council meeting with a colored head. Lol, that's on my bucket list now...

Anakin: We are on a timed schedule. In the van everyone!

They drive to the mall

Dogma: The coast is clear

Tup: Wait, what's that?