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Cody: Who added me to this chat?

Waxer: Me, and Boil.

Boil: You can leave if you want

Rex: Hey Cody, how's it going?

Cody: Regular, you?

Rex: Anything but regular...

Fives: Who will help me prank the general?

Hardcase: Me! Me!

Jesse: Maybe...Depends on what were doing

Wolffe: Hello? Sorry, I don't prank people.

Fives: Your just jealous because you don't have a cool Jedi general like me!

Wolfe: PLO KOON IS THE BEST JEDI EVER

Gree: Luminera is a great general

Hardcase: She's the most typical Jedi on the planet

Cody: General Kenobi is pretty awesome.

Fives: Anakin is the best

Rex: This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis...

Dogma: Who ate my cookies!

Fives:

Hardcase:

Dogma: !!! I WILL GET YOU!!

Fives: Gotta run, bye!

Hardcase: 👋

Fives and Hardcase have left the chat

Waxer: Well, there they go

Tup: Hello

Boil: What are you doin?

Tup: None of your business.

Jesse: He's probably sleeping with a nightlight!

Tup: No! I'm just resting

Jesse: With a nightlight

Rex: Cut it out, guys

Kix: Did someone say cut?

Waxer: Were fine. But fives and Hardcase might need a bandage or two...

Kix: What happened to them?

Wolffe: They ate Dogma's cookies

Kix: That's gonna hurt.

Cody: Come on boys! We need to get some extra practice in!

Waxer: Do we have to?

Cody: Yes

Boil: Please?

Cody: NO!

Waxer: Okay, okay we're comming! Bye guys!

Cody, Boil, and Waxer have left the chat

Fives: Hey guys, what's up?

Dogma: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? I WILL FIND YOU!!!

Gree: ...That sounded extremely creepy

Wolffe: What kinda soldiers are you training over there Rex?

Rex: Weird ones

Hardcase: Maybe we shouldn't have eaten his cookies Fives...

Fives: Why?

Hardcase: Well for one, he looks mad...

Bly: Sorry guys, I was busy. What's up?

Dogma: I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE HARDCASE. I WILL FIND YOU!!!

Hardcase: Fives how did you talk me into this!?!?!

Bly: Do I want to know?

Rex: No

Tup: This is like a horror film

Jesse: Ohhh, I bet you're so scared Tup!

Rex: Guys knock it off. And Dogma, don't kill them.

Dogma: BUT THE ATE MY COOKIES!!!

Dogma: !!!!

Hardcase: Please get me out of here I'm scared...

Fives: Okay, okay. We'll make you some cookies Dogma

Dogma: Ouu better or you won't live to fight another day!

Fives: Ok.

Tup: I'm glad that's over

Jesse: You thought Dogma was going to come after you next, didn't you?

Tup: ...No...

Wolffe: You have the weirdest clones ever in the 501st Rex

Rex: Believe me, I know.

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