Cody: Who added me to this chat?
Waxer: Me, and Boil.
Boil: You can leave if you want
Rex: Hey Cody, how's it going?
Cody: Regular, you?
Rex: Anything but regular...
Fives: Who will help me prank the general?
Hardcase: Me! Me!
Jesse: Maybe...Depends on what were doing
Wolffe: Hello? Sorry, I don't prank people.
Fives: Your just jealous because you don't have a cool Jedi general like me!
Wolfe: PLO KOON IS THE BEST JEDI EVER
Gree: Luminera is a great general
Hardcase: She's the most typical Jedi on the planet
Cody: General Kenobi is pretty awesome.
Fives: Anakin is the best
Rex: This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis...
Dogma: Who ate my cookies!
Fives:
Hardcase:
Dogma: !!! I WILL GET YOU!!
Fives: Gotta run, bye!
Hardcase: 👋
Fives and Hardcase have left the chat
Waxer: Well, there they go
Tup: Hello
Boil: What are you doin?
Tup: None of your business.
Jesse: He's probably sleeping with a nightlight!
Tup: No! I'm just resting
Jesse: With a nightlight
Rex: Cut it out, guys
Kix: Did someone say cut?
Waxer: Were fine. But fives and Hardcase might need a bandage or two...
Kix: What happened to them?
Wolffe: They ate Dogma's cookies
Kix: That's gonna hurt.
Cody: Come on boys! We need to get some extra practice in!
Waxer: Do we have to?
Cody: Yes
Boil: Please?
Cody: NO!
Waxer: Okay, okay we're comming! Bye guys!
Cody, Boil, and Waxer have left the chat
Fives: Hey guys, what's up?
Dogma: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? I WILL FIND YOU!!!
Gree: ...That sounded extremely creepy
Wolffe: What kinda soldiers are you training over there Rex?
Rex: Weird ones
Hardcase: Maybe we shouldn't have eaten his cookies Fives...
Fives: Why?
Hardcase: Well for one, he looks mad...
Bly: Sorry guys, I was busy. What's up?
Dogma: I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE HARDCASE. I WILL FIND YOU!!!
Hardcase: Fives how did you talk me into this!?!?!
Bly: Do I want to know?
Rex: No
Tup: This is like a horror film
Jesse: Ohhh, I bet you're so scared Tup!
Rex: Guys knock it off. And Dogma, don't kill them.
Dogma: BUT THE ATE MY COOKIES!!!
Dogma: !!!!
Hardcase: Please get me out of here I'm scared...
Fives: Okay, okay. We'll make you some cookies Dogma
Dogma: Ouu better or you won't live to fight another day!
Fives: Ok.
Tup: I'm glad that's over
Jesse: You thought Dogma was going to come after you next, didn't you?
Tup: ...No...
Wolffe: You have the weirdest clones ever in the 501st Rex
Rex: Believe me, I know.
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