Obi Wan: has anyone seen my blow dryer? I can't find it anywhere
Cody: no sir
Rex: uh...no?
Anakin: yeah Obi Wan. I haven't seen it anywhere. And yes Rex, it is weird that Obi Wan blow dries his beard
Ahsoka: I haven't see it either
Obi Wan: well then somebody must have stolen it!
Anakin: it wasn't me! If I wanted to steal something of yours, it wouldn't be your blowdryer. I would way rather steal your new leather boots, or maybe your toilet paper...
Ahsoka: okay, first off I don't steal things. And second, I don't even have any hair to blow dry!
Rex: same with me. Unless you count my eyebrows...
Obi Wan: Cody, I want a full sweep of the perimeter! No one leaves this facility until my blow dryer is found!
Cody: yes sir!
Anakin: dont you think your getting a little worked up Obi Wan? I mean it's just a blowdryer
Obi Wan: just a blowdryer! Oh Anakin, there's so much about the world you don't know yet...
Anakin: well, that's true in some perspectives. I didn't find out that you can get free cars in the junk yard until this week
Rex: ....
Ahsoka: um, theres a reason it's called a junk yard Skyguy
Anakin: tell that to my toaster I found there! It works like a brand new oven!
Rex: if you like burnt toast, that is
Obi Wan: seriously! You all are talking about dumpster diving when my precious blow dryer is missing!
Anakin: first off I was just exploring a junk yard, and second off, there's no need to panick
Ahsoka: wait, didn't we dumpster dive that one time we accidentally lost the keys to your van?
Anakin:
Rex: we did
Later...elsewhere
Cad Bane: is anyone even in here?
Maul: yes, yes! Open the door Savage!
Cad Bane: isn't that a door to a refrigerator?
Maul:
Savage: it is
Maul: shhh!!!!
Cad Bane: so you two sith are living in a junk yard?
Savage: I wouldn't call it that...
Maul: well nobody is going to expect that the true lords of the sith live in a junk yard!
Savage: yeah, theres so much free stuff here! Like, this shoe with a hole in it!
Cad Bane: what the heck would you do with that?
Savage: make shoe stew?
Maul: ya throw it at people! What else are shoes for?!
Cad Bane: I'm just here for my payment. I stole this blowdryer like you asked
Savage: oh, can I use it first?
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