Anakin: happy independence day!
Ahsoka: uh, same to you?
Padme: Anakin, we're not American. We don't celebrate the 4th
Anakin: suit yourself
Obi Wan: we don't even live on Earth
Ahsoka: yeah. I'm not even human
Anakin: guys! Are you honestly going to tell me that your going to miss out on a barbecue and fireworks?
Ahsoka: ....no
Obi Wan: there's a barbecue?
Padme: where? I didn't hear anything about that
Anakin: Satine is throwing a party
Satine: yeah! I just decided one minute ago!
Ahsoka: kinda last minute, isn't it?
Satine: yes. But I needed to do something with this red white and blue toilet
Obi Wan: ....where did you even find something like that?
Satine: I found it at the fly market
Padme: why you bought it, I will not ask
Satine: well anyways, your all invited to my party. It's this evening at the park.
Ahsoka: oh, fun
Anakin: ...can I bring fireworks?
Satine: uh yeah. It wouldn't be a 4th of July party if you couldn't
Anakin: okay...hehehe...
Obi Wan: Anakin, you better not be planning anything crazy
Anakin: me crazy? As if
Obi Wan: last year you blew my tea up because you couldn't find any firworks
Anakin: what? It made a great explosion. And a good distraction from all the jedi who were chasing me because I blew up their toast
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Ahsoka: who else is invited?
Satine: oh, you know, everyone
Padme: in the while galaxy?
Satine: ya. It's the park. It can't get filled up
Obi Wan: please don't tell me you invited Maul too
Satine: ...I did...sorry
Obi Wan: -this is going to be a long night...
At the party...
Fives: this party's awesome!
Kix: a little crowded too, don't you think?
Satine: maybe a whole park can get filled up
Jesse: why did you invite Jawas? They've been stuffing all the foods down their cloaks
Ahsoka: so had master Yoda 😂😂😂
Hardcase: hi guys!
Hardcase comes in with a red, white, and blue painted head
Dogma: what happened to you?
Ahsoka: exactly what I was wondering
Hardcase: I dyed my head!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
