*This takes place before or after the trip*
Ahsoka: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!Anakin: wait Thanksgiving is today?
Obi Wan: you didn't know that? Why did you think I was drinking my turkey flavored tea?
Jesse: yuck.
Anakin: I didn't notice. Anyways, I Gtg.
Ahsoka: where are you going?
Anakin: a family deal.
Obi Wan: but you don't have any family left.
Fives: yeah, didn't jawas kill them or something?
Rex: seriously
Echo: uh, pretty sure they were tusken raiders.
Ahsoka: yeah, I've heard all those creepy horror stories about them
Jesse: once I heard this story where they vandalized this person's coffin with smiley faces.
Fives: how is that creepy?
Hardcase: uh, because then everyone thought the dead person was possessed and that they came alive at night.
Rex: please I've heard way creepier stories than that.
Tup: okay! No more guys! you'll give me nightmares about these creepy dudes!
Anakin: oh, don't worry, I killed them all. And not just the-
Obi Wan: yeah, we know Anakin. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too
Ahsoka: I killed them! I killed them all! Anakin rehearses this for us all of the time. 😒😒😒
Obi wan: we've pretty much memorized it.
Rex: o-k
Anakin: anyways I'm actually going to this dinner thing with Padme.
Ahsoka: I knew you were dating her!
Anakin: dating? No....
Obi Wan: right, your married.
Anakin: yeah
Fives:
Jesse:
Echo:
Tup:
Hardcase:
Rex:
Ahsoka:
Obi Wan: ????
Anakin: I mean.... Uh.... Were practically married...as in were super good friends! Ha...ha...ha... Its not like I secretly married her or anything....
Ahsoka: okay Anakin we all totally believe that.
Anakin: phew!
Rex: pretty sure she was just being sarcastic.
Ahsoka: yeah, I was
Anakin: well anyways I'm leaving now! Bye! 👋 👋
Obi Wan: were not done yet Anakin. We want to know what the tea is with you and Padme.
Fives: yeah!
Jesse: I bet he got married to her
Tup: yeah, I bet they go on dates all the time
Ahsoka: I bet they even text each other with hear emojis. 💖💕💖
Rex: 💖💕💖.
Fives: ohohoh...
Rex: I was just giving a demonstration.
Echo: I bet they get each other flowers all the time too.
Hardcase: I bet they'll have twin kids one day.
Obi Wan: why do you think that?
Hardcase: idk
Ahsoka: why are we sitting here talking about what Anakin and Padme probably do together? Its Thanksgiving for goodness sake
Fives: don't you mean turkey day?
Ahsoka: ???
Rex: he calls it turkey day.
Echo: yeah, idk why.
Hardcase: wait I though it was chicken day?!?!
Obi wan: ???
Jesse: long story short once Rex got a chicken for Thanksgiving dinner and ever since then Hardcase has called it turkey day.
Ahsoka: oh, okay?
Satine has added herself to this chat
Satine: hey, guys! I'm throwing a thanksgiving party. Does anyone want to come?
Obi Wan: is there tea?
Satine: uh, yeah! A whole fountain of it!
Obi Wan: 💖 ☕💖
Ahsoka: lol
Satine: no, I'm being serious. I have a whole fountain of tea.
Rex: why?
Satine: uh...none of your business! Now does anyone else want to come?
Ahsoka: sure. No way do I want to attend the Boring Jedi order dinner. Mace windu gives this hour long speech about how we should all be thankful, and then master Yoda always seems to find a way to sneak the turkey all to himself while Mace Windu goes on and on.
Obi Wan: oh, yeah. Didn't be hide it on that bantha head once?
Ahsoka: yeah!
Rex: okay... Another thing I've learned not to question. I'll go to the party too.
Fives: you know I go wherever Rexsoka goes...
Ahsoka: stoppp you sound like a stalker.
Rex: technically he is.
Echo: yep. I'll go to.
Tup: same.
Jesse: and me! Wherever there is a feast I'm in!
Hardcase: me too! Can't wait to dig into that chicken!
Satine: you mean turkey?
Hardcase: iTs ChIcKeN dAy
Satine: ok...I'm not even going to question What that means. See you guys soon!
*everyone together*
'Happy Turkey Day!'
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