*back to the trip after all those holiday specials*
Anakin: padme, are you here?
Padme: are you over your little jealously temper tantrum yet?
Anakin: I wasn't jealous! And I just wanted to text you that I'm getting a new job with better pay than the Jedi, plus an actual seat! I still can't believe Mace Windu made me stand up the whole time in that meeting!
Padme: okay, first who offered you a job? I thought we were on vacation
Anakin: oh, it was actually emperor palpatine, but he said I could call him Darth hideous, or was it sidius?
Padme: wait, that sounds like a Sith lord or something
Anakin:
Anakin: oh... He is a Sith lord actually.
Padme: !?!?!?! YOU CANT JUST BECOME A BAD GUY BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS OF SOMEONE'S VACATION!!!!! Seriously Anakin... I would think that by now you would've known that
Anakin: okay first, my new name is Darth Vader.
Padme: then why is your username still Anakin?
Anakin:
Anakin has changed his name to Darth Vader
Padme: seriously... Second off why are you telling me this over text messages?!? This is like, life changing.
Darth Vader: okay well if your just going to argue with me I'm leaving.
Padme: where are you even going?
Darth Vader: I'm going to find a banana. I'm starved.
Padme: often I question why I even married you.
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Darth Sidious: so... Did y'all kill all the Jedi?
Echo: Rexoka happened so fives fainted out of shock and then they escaped. So... No.
Tup:
Jesse:
Kix:
Dogma:
Jesse: it was Hardcase's fault!
Hardcase: wha- no.. I just wanted a donut.
Darth sidious: -facepalm- sigh- what happened???
Tup: well, we were all going in a group to execute order 66.
Kix: tup insisted.
Jesse: yeah, he was kinda scared.
Tup: weren't we all?!?!
Echo: just keep going with the story bros.
Dogma: we were just walking with all our weapons through mustafar, totally scaring all those little jawa dudes out of their wits, when...
Kix: we saw it.
Jesse: it was so terrifying... Yet irresistible.
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
