Aayla: hey guys! Sick party!
Adi Galada: I brought some tables, you know, I'm case we need them or something
Shak Ti: and I brought my pet gerbal
Anakin: nice! There's some beans in the fridge if you're hungry
Ahsoka: uh guys, there's no party
Padme: your going to have to leave right now
Kit: but we just got here!
Vos: yeah!
Ventress: you can't tell us what to do! Did you forget that were your guests?
Rex: -sighs- this isn't going to be easy
Fives: hi guys! I bought some sherbet and soda from the store!
Hardcase: and I bought some noodles!
Dogma: why?
Hardcase: I don't know!
Jesse: so I guess were having a party! Turn on the music!
Anakin: oh yeah!
Luminera: I'm here. I had some leftover dusters from my house so I brought them over.
Satine: yeah! A party!
Cody: we have to get everyone out of here before General Kenobi hears about this
Rex: uh, yeah, but how?
Ahsoka: yeah! More and more people just keep showing up!
A watermelon is thrown threw the window
Kix: what?
Barriss: the window was open. Was I not supposed to throw it through there?
Padme: no, no you were not
Lux: I'm here! The party can now commence!
Ahsoka: sorry to tell you, but it began without you
Lux: whatever!
The door swings open revealing Maul and Savage
Maul: oh, is this a party I see?
Rex: ....no
Hardcase: uh yeah it is!
Savage: here's some lemonade
Padme: okay...to the kitchen now guys!
Ahsoka: okay, this is getting out of hand
Cody: how many people have been invited here?
Anakin: everyone! Except for Mace Windu of course
Rex: we have to get eveyone out of here!
Satine: why tho? I mean as long as Obi Wan doesn't find out about this, we'll be fine!
Anakin: exactly!
Cody: there is no possible way General Kenobi is not going to find out about this
Barriss: hey guys, just a warning, but Lux accidentally spilt lemonade all over the floor so its really slick. Maybe we should get some cats in here to lick it up
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...