Tup: Hey, we're out of bananas
Fives: -gasps-
Jesse: You know what this means!
Hardcase: A trip to the place with the giant red balls?!
Fives: Its called target, but yeah
Rex: seriously, I swear you boys eat everything just so we can go to target
Dogma: Didn't everyone already know that?
Echo: -raises hand- I did
Jesse: Let's go
*They get in Anakin's Van and start listening to music on their way to target*
Hardcase: iM gLaD tO bE aN aMeRiCaN iM gLaD tO bE fReE
Tup: What?
Dogma: Dude were not even from Earth
Fives: Look! There it is!!!!
Jesse: ahhhhh!!!!
Fives: T-T-T-T Target!
Echo: Bro vine is dead
Fives: 🙄😥🙄
Rex: Everyone stay strapped in until I park, okay? And then watch for cars
Jesse: I can see it in the news now. "Clone dies by car while making a trip to target"
Tup: -Shudders-
Fives: No clone should have to go out this way!
Rex: okay were- -sighs- they're already running inside
Fives: omc, I need this pack of balloons!
Jesse: I HAVE to get this pack of macaroni and cheese
Hardcase: Look at this mini pineapple I found
Dogma: Oh, I needed a new cookie scoop like this. Especially since Hardcase threw mine down the garbage disposal
Tup: N-no, this can't be true. Its impossible
Dogma: What?
Tup points at Tupperware container
Tup: I wasn't named after silverware was I?
Dogma: Uh.. uh...go ask Rex
Rex: Okay, I've got the bananas, boys, let's go
Tup: Is it true?
Rex: What?
Tup: -Points to Tupperware- My whole life is a lie
Fives: Watch out!!!
Fives, Jesse, and Hardcase come through riding in shopping carts
Hardcase: Wheeee!!!!
Fives: Echo! Echo push me the other way! I'm going to crash!
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
