Obi wan: not this again...
Ahsoka: well I'm leaving
Satine: why did you call us here this time master Skywalker?
Anakin: because I want to make my ships happen!
Obi wan: goodbye!
Satine: how many times have we told you me and obi wan aren't a couple?
Obi wan: yeah!
Anakin: fine, I have a new player
Obi wan: who else could I possibly be shipped with?
Anakin has added Ventress to this chat
Ventress: hello, my dear obi wan
Satine: who's she?
Ventress: lose it girl! Obi wan's mine!
Ventress kicked Satine out of this chat
Obi wan: oh my god. Why did you do that for Ventress?
Ventress: so only I can have you
Obi wan: oh god.
Rex: well this is extremely weird and creepy
Ahsoka: obi wan and ventress, I mean, that's weirder than Rexoka
Anakin: speaking of that...
Anakin has added Lux to this chat
Ahsoka: oh my god
Lux: hey, girlfriend.😘
Ahsoka: eww
Rex: this is weird too...
Lux: lose it man! Ahsoka's mine!
Lux kicked Rex off this chat
Ahsoka: seriously Lux?
Lux: well I can't let him have my precious cinnamon roll
Ahsoka: don't call me that! EVER
Anakin: only Rex can call her that...
Ahsoka: skyguy!
Ventress: well, since were all free, why not meet up?
Obi wan: who said were free?
Ahsoka: yeah. And I'm not going anywhere with you know who
Lux: you must mean that clone
Ahsoka: no I do not
Ventress: well all you idiots are just texting so your obviously doing nothing
Obi wan: I have work!
Anakin: no you don't! You told me this morning that you were done with it all!
Obi wan: I got more
Ventress: what's the matter poor Obi? Are you scared of me?
Obi wan: what? no! I..
Ahsoka: he is. But I don't blame him
Lux: come on! Where do you want to go dear?
Ahsoka: no where! And don't call me that either!
Ventress: okay. Its settled. Were all meeting up to eat at that China resturant
Lux: sounds good. Should I pick you up, Ahsoka?
Ahsoka: no. I'm busy
Lux: with what?
Anakin: yeah
Ahsoka: I'm going to the arcade, with Rex.
Anakin: when did that happen?
Lux: plz you just made it up
Ahsoka has added Rex back to this chat
Rex: um, hello?
Ahsoka: are you ready to go to the arcade?
Rex: what?
Ahsoka: hehem
Rex: oh yeah! I just remembered. I'll meet you there Ahsoka
Ahsoka: hehem
Rex: I mean, my cinnamon roll
Lux: what, no!
Anakin: ooh a date!
Ahsoka: were going as friends!
Anakin: then why did you make Rex call you his cinnamon roll?
Ahsoka: to shove it in lux's face
Lux: how rude!
Ahsoka: gotta go!
Ahsoka and Rex have left this chat
Obi wan: that's one way to get out of this mess
Ventress: one couple down, but were still ready to go, obi
Obi wan: actually, I remembered I'm already busy.
Ventress: what's you excuse this time Kenobi?
Obi wan has added Satine back to this chat
Obi wan: are you ready to go to the movies?
Satine: what?
Obi wan: remember???????😜😉
Satine: oh yeah! I'm ready
Anakin: this is so good. -munches popcorn-
Obi wan: sorry Ventress, maybe another time!
Ventress: I'll get you one day!!!
Obi wan and Satine have left this chat
Ventress: there goes our dates
Lux: hey maybe me and you-
Ventress: no chance Bonatari
Lux:😥
Anakin: and that's how you get your ships to happen!
Lol
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