Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Spider!

Anakin: who's ready?

Ahsoka: uh, I guess I am?

Tup: ready for what?

Jesse: were not stealing a poodle again, are we?

Hardcase: oh, I remember getting bit by that dog

Rex: no, were just about to go into a battle with some clankers

Tup: oh, okay

Dogma: then why is General Skywalker asking us if were ready? He's never done that before

Anakin: just trying to be dramatic boys

Ahsoka: like always....

Rex: this should be a quick battle

Ahsoka: unless everyone starts break dancing like last time

Anakin: what? That was super fun!

Jesse: those clankers didn't know what to think!

Rex: I'll say they were shocked alright

Ahsoka: I would be too, if I didn't know Anakin

Dogma: wait, what is that thing over there?

Dogma points to the wall, where a small black spider is sitting

Tup: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Dogma: kill it!!!!!

Jesse: were all gonna die!!!!!!

Hardcase: really?

Ahsoka: no, we're not all going to die. It's just a spider

Anakin: unless of course it's a super deadly spider that will kill you with one touch

Tup: ahahahhaha!!!!! I think I'm having a panick attack!!!!

Ahsoka: nice going Skyguy

Rex: calm down eveyeone. Were not going to die.

Anakin: hopefully....

Ahsoka: stop it

Rex: does anyone have a shoe?

Dogma: why would we be going into battle without shoes?

Rex: ....good point

Hardcase: I forgot my shoes once

Rex: okay....

Jesse: here, I've made the sacrifice of giving you my shoe.

Ahsoka: why is that a sacrifice?

Jesse: it will forever have the guts of that spider on it.

Ahsoka: that's pretty nasty

Anakin: so who's going to kill it?

Dogma:

Hardcase:

Jesse:

Tup: not me!!!!

Rex: first off, get off of the toilet Tup. And second, I guess I'll kill it if you all are too babyish to do it