Revenge on Fives Part 1

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Ahsoka has added everyone except Fives to the "getting revenge on Fives chat"

Ahsoka: hello everyone

Rex: hey Cinnamon Roll. 💖💖💖

Anakin: finally, a chat without Fives

Satine: he does get to be...annoying

Echo: let's just hope this last long

Tec: don't worry, I'll make sure he can't hack in

Wrecker: you mean blow his way in?

Tec: ....no

Padme: so what are we here for?

Barriss: yeah, I was just about to climb up a tree and get this coconut

Lux: I was going to the store to buy some cheese

Shak Ti: what are we here for?

Ahsoka: I've called you all here to get revenge on Fives!

Obi Wan: that was long overdue

Satine: agreed.

Anakin: ah, that never gets old... #couplesagreeing

Jesse: so how are we going to do it?

Ahsoka: well, I've called you all here to help come up with a plan

Wrecker: I say we blow him up! Hahaha!

Rex:

Hunter: Wrecker stop

Cross Hair: he's going to end up in jail

Luminara: why do you want revenge? If Gree doesn't do what I want him to, I make him vaccum my floor and scrub my windows

Barriss: uh, you make me do that too for no reason!

Luminara: -shrugs-

Aayla: Fives is...well...

Kit: he's annoying

Rex: especially to me and Ahsoka!

Ahsoka: so you can see why we want revenge

Obi Wan: I do as well

Satine: yeah, I can't even count how many times I've been embarrassed

Anakin: embarrased? Please, I just do whatever I want!

Padme: ...I try to

Count Dooku: why am I here?

Ventress: read the chat idiot!

Vos: it sounds pretty lit...I'm in!

Shak Ti: Fives isn't that bad

Rex: to a degree, he is

Tup: and not just shipping, on pranks too!

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