Jesse: say anything you want to in 5,4,3,2,1!
Fives: I want a cinnamon roll!
Rex: no! She's mine!
Hardcase: I don't care you broke your elbow!
Satine: where is my tea?
Obi wan: I took your frogs
Anakin: nooo! My balloon died!
Ahsoka: just give me your money!
Anakin: but I blew up!
Hardcase: I want a pet squirrel that can fly
Tup: but I already ate your cookies!
Dogma: I'm going to murder you!
Fives: wait! The glove is alive!
Rex: give me a haircut!
Fives: but I ate the sissors!
Dogma: I want the sissors!
Padme: what happened to my poodle?
Anakin: it killed my pet balloon.
Satine: I am a bee!
Obi wan:🐝
Ahsoka: my convertable ran away
Rex: 😦. I saw a banana steal it
Dogma: I'll mush it to death!
Fives: but it wanted to meet the orange in a red dress.
Tup: that's my red dress!
Hardcase: help! An opossum ate my hamburger!
Anakin: the hot dog is getting away!
Obi wan: I can do a flip off a taco.
Padme: I want some nutella but I found a blueberry.
Anakin: my balloon is back from the dead.
Tup: why did it steal my cow boy hat!
Dogma: I just turned into a cookie.
Hardcase: a wookie kidnapped me!
Satine: a star just fell on me and killed my dog.
Anakin: give me a chicken.
Obi wan: but I have a pig.
Rex: I want to do a back flip.
Ahsoka: just do it!
Rex: but the floor is lava.
Tup: then I'm dead!
Hardcase: rip. My squirrel died.
Padme: I dropped my coffee.
Anakin: what happened to my doll?
Ahsoka: I threw it in the trash
Anakin: but I want to cut its hair!
Rex: cut my hair!
Jesse: ok, this is crazy. That's enough guys.
Ahsoka: lol. I could go on forever.
Satine: we made like 0 sense.
Fives: except the part where Rex said Ahsoka was his.😏
Rex: umm, I wad just saying random things..
Anakin: sure..
Ahsoka: just leave him alone.
Anakin: you mean your boyfriend?
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Fives: wait are they seriously dating!😍😍😍
Ahsoka and rex: no!
Anakin: they so are.
Well that was crazy for sure.
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