Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

say what! part 1

Fives: guys, have you heard?

Ahsoka: if this has anything to do with me or rex...

Fives: believe me, its much more juicy than that.

Obi wan: well what is it?

Fives: okay...

Echo: just tell us. I really feel like this is going to be goofy.

Kix: yeah

Hardcase: yeah

Jesse: yeah

Tup: yeah

Kix: quit copying me!

Dogma: woah, calm down man

Kix: sorry they've been copying me all week! I'm going to go crazy!

Dogma: just tell them to shut up.

Rex: cut it out boys

Satine: just cut to the juice fives

Fives: okay... I think Anakin and Padme are dating

Obi wan: kshdbdbdudndksoltint

Ahsoka: that's kinda crazy. But now that I think about it, it makes sense

Dogma: say what!

Jesse: say what!

Hardcase: say what!

Tup: say what!

Kix: say what!

Yoda: what say

Dogma: QUIT COPYING ME OR I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.

Rex: dogma, calm down

Obi wan: master yoda, when did you get here?

Yoda: been here the whole time, I have

Ahsoka: when I was eating a milkshake at dairy queen, I saw Anakin with Padme.

Fives: did you ask them what they were doing together?

Ahsoka: um, no.

Fives: why not?!

Ahsoka: because I was, um with someone...

Fives: who!?!

Rex: just leave her alone man

Fives: I think I know what's going on here...

Ahsoka: back to the topic!

Satine: what makes you think they are dating?

Fives: I heard Anakin call Padme his princess.

Hardcase: so What? Rex calls Ahsoka his cinnamon roll, and their not dating.

Rex: hardcase!

Fives: that's just your opinion that they're not dating... Its a mystery if they are.

Rex: back to the topic!

Obi wan: what other proof do you have, fives.

Fives: I saw Anakin and Padme go off after dinner holding hands. HOLDING HANDS.

Ahsoka: I'm starting to think your spying on Anakin and Padme.

Jesse: are you?!

Fives: no... Well maybe!

Rex: Fives!

Fives: back to the topic!

Yoda: dating, I think they are. Pictures of them together, i have

Obi wan: your spying on them too!

Satine: this is not the least bit crazy...

Fives: well I have proof of a plot, a massive deception!

Obi wan: what proof fives?

Fives: well, I guess I don't have solid proof, but you guys are going to help me figure out what's going on here...

Everyone: I have a bad feeling about this

To be continued...

So I'm trying to make this luring and interesting. Is it working? And I totally ship rexoka platonically. I mean it's a weird ship, but it goes!