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Easter Egg Insanity

Ahsoka: happy Easter eveyone!

Satine: yay! Easter is such a springly holiday.

Anakin: well it is in Spring

Padme: I'm dying and coloring eggs right now.

Anakin: wait your dying??!! I'm coming!!!

Obi Wan: Anakin, she meant dying the eggs

Anakin: why are you murdering eggs?!?!

Obi Wan: -facepalm-

Ahsoka: oh Skyguy... how's it going Padme?

Padme: ....um, pretty bad. My egg of Anakin looks like a misformed duck

Anakin: seriously? Why are you making an egg of me?

Padme: what else am I supposed to make an egg look like? A lamp?

Satine: well you could just dye it a color

Rex: the 501st wanted to dye eggs today. Let me just say it ended with dye all over themselves.

Ahsoka: oh my, lol. I would've helped if you needed it

Rex: thanks. 👍😉

Anakin: ah, that explains why I saw Hardcase with a blue head

Rex: yep.

Satine: so for Easter are you guys doing anything?

Obi Wan: I'm drinking my bunny flavored tea

Anakin: ew, why would you eat a bunny?

Obi Wan: it's just a made up flavor. I think

Ahsoka: okay....well I certainly wouldn't try that

Padme: I'm decorating eggs. But they look like something from a horror film

Anakin: oh, can I use them when your done?

Padme: no, their for the little kids easter egg hunt

Anakin: no offense, but your going to scare the chicken out of those kids with those creepy eggs.

Padme: fine, I guess you can have them.

Anakin: yay!

Obi Wan: and what exactly do you plan to do with these eggs Anakin?

Anakin: ....nothing

Rex: he's going to scare somebody with them

Ahsoka: probably Mace Windu because he ate the last peep before Anakin could

Satine: of course its going to be something like that. Scaring people with eggs on Easter...

Anakin: eh, Mace Windu will learn the penalty for eating the last peep...

Obi Wan: or he'll just be weirded out by finding random eggs all over the place

Anakin: either way, it'll be worth it...

Rex: um, okay

Satine: so, anyways, do you guys want to come over for dinner tonight? I'm having egg salad, deviled eggs, fried eggs, and boiled eggs. Oh, and I'm serving peeps along with that

Obi Wan: of course I'll come dear

Ahsoka: oh, sounds fun! I'm in

Rex: I'll come with you my cinnamon roll

Padme: well, your definitely going with the whole egg theme

Anakin: hey, at least it's not rabbits