Padme: introducing, the babe cave!
Ahsoka: wow, this place is pretty lit
Barriss: oh I get it, because there's lights all over the place, so it's lit
Ahsoka:
Barriss: that's not what you meant, is it?
Satine: still, this place is very nice.
Luminara: how did you afford all of this stuff?
Padme: oh, you know...work...
Satine: did you steal money?
Adi Galada: did you?
Shak Ti: I stole toliet paper
Aayla: that was random, creepy, and gross
Padme: no, I just told Chancellor Palpatine that I was borrowing some money for something very important! The babe cave!
Satine: girl that title is so cringy
Padme: no more cringy than Man Cave!
Ahsoka: well, I'll admit this place is better than Anakin's man cave...that place is litterly a dumpster
Satine: speaking of Anakin, did you seriously just make a "babe cave" because Anakin had a man cave?
Padme: well, maybe...okay, yeah! But this place could be so important! Oh, and remember, this is the babe cave, only for us girls! Never ever let a guy in no matter what
Barriss: what if he's being hunted?
Padme: I don't care if he's about to lose a hand. No guys aloud! And don't even think about inviting your boyfriends here!
Ahsoka: why is everyone looking at me?
Aayla: because you're dating Rex!
Satine: and you're dating Kit Fisto!
Aayla: and you're dating Obi Wan!
Barriss: I'm dating Lux.
Shak Ti: that's so weirdddd
Adi Galada: right???
Luminara: why is there nothing but granola bars in these cabinets?
Barriss: I was going to ask the same thing
Padme: it's all the food I have at the moment
Shak Ti: you live off of granola bars?
Padme: no. I also eat macaroni
Ahsoka: that's not exactly healthy
Luminara: I'm going down the street to that ramen noodle restaurant. I'm starved.
Adi Galada: oh, yeah, that place. Isn't all the serve there noodles?
Aayla: yeah. It's kinda weird
Shak Ti: so what exactly do we do at this "Babe Cave"?
Padme: hang out, chill. Talk about stuff
Barriss: yesterday, I bought a microwave
Satine: that's not what she meant
Padme: I mean cool stuff!
Adi Galada: oh, we should play truth or dare...
Ahsoka: really? That game never ends well...
Satine: true, brings back memories of the good old times...
Aayla: just reminds me of the time I had to throw a sandwich at Master Yoda...the worst part was I wasn't aloud to say why
Adi Galada: that was one of my best dares. I'll got first. Shak Ti, truth or dare?
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