Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Personality Swap

Anakin: 'Sup? Obi Wan? You here?

Cody: Sir. He's in the shower. Said he'd be out in five minutes

Anakin: ....That's him singing, isn't it?

Obi Wan, in this melodic voice: Hello from the darkside!!!!!

Cody: ...Yeah.

Anakin: So...you need him too?

Cody: I just wanted to ask what I should do with the supply of ramen noodles that just came in. My men go crazy over them

Anakin: -Scoffs- My men go crazy over shoes.

Cody: Belive me, I know.

Anakin: What's in here?

Anakin opens the fridge

Anakin: Is Obi Wan's entire fridge full of tea?

Cody: Uhh, I don't know if we should be in there...

Anakin: I've read Obi Wan's entire diary. Looking in his fridge is nothing.

Cody: Okay...

Anakin: Hey, this stuff smells good. Want a sip of it?

Cody: Drink Obi Wan's tea without his permission?!? Are you crazy?!?

Anakin: Yes. And just smell it

Cody: I will not- oh, that stuff does smell good.

Anakin: Exactly. I'm dying of thirst. Let's each take a sip before Obi Wan is out. I'm sure he won't mind, especially considering everything I've ever done to him

Obi Wan: ANAKIN, WHY WOULD YOU REPLACE MY SHAVING CREME WITH WHIPPED CREAM?!?!

Anakin: Heh heh heh...

Obi Wan: WAIT, THIS IS ACTUALLY EGG WHITES?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!

Cody: ...Fine, but just a sip

They each take a sip of the tea

Anakin: I feel funny...

Cody: Me too...

Anakin farts

Anakin: Maybe it was that

Cody: Or not

Cody burps

........

Obi Wan: Hey guys. Sorry I was so late Cody. It was Anakin's fault.

Cody: Ha! Talk about a classic!

Obi Wan: Wait, what?

Anakin: Obi Wan, I'm so sorry about that. I don't know what got into me

Cody: So did you use the egg whites as shaving creme or what? Oh, and by the way, your tea tasted like pulverized rubber chicken.

Obi Wan: Is, this some kind of joke?

Anakin: Joke? I wouldn't dream of it

Obi Wan: Okay, something is definitely wrong here. CODY!!! What are you doing?

Cody: I just had a great idea; what if I get ducktape, and ducktape all your furniture to the ceiling? That would be hilarious 🤣

Anakin: But imagine how hard that would be to get down! How could you do that after everything Obi Wan has done for you?

Obi Wan: What