Sidious has added Count Dooku, General Grevious, Ventress, Maul, and Savage to this chat
Sidious: greetings, my dark minions
Count Dooku: same to you. What is it that brings your concern to us my lord?
Ventress: yeah. Why the chicken are you bugging us for?
Sidious: to say, happy revenge of the fifth!
Grevious: so are we doing anything to get revenge or what?
Savage: yeah! We could throw a dark side party with black balloons and black tablecloths and black-
Maul: bro, that is so lame. And I'm not doing anything you say Sidious. Your not my master anymore.
Sidious: whatever
Ventress: ....did you get fired?
Maul: did you?
Ventress: I was practically murdered by my master
Maul: I was left for dead
Count Dooku: well you were getting annoying! And you forgot to sweep the floor!
Savage: you were fired for forgetting to sweep the floor?!
Ventress: well not exactly...
Grevious: Dooku is such a clean freak. I haven't cleaned my house since I was 3.
Maul: and how old are you?
Grevious: I wish I knew
Count Dooku: pay him no mind. He's almost dead anyways.
Ventress: yeah, but who's going to clean his house out when he's dead?
Count Dooku:
Savage: eh, well just leave it as general Grevious's sacred hut
Maul: so is there anything actaully important going on? I have evil plans to work on!
Savage: you mean figuring out how to steal food from a grocery store?
Maul: sh! That was supposed to be secret!
Sidious: well I was going to host a revenge of the fifth party to get back at all the others who didn't invite me...
Grevious: If there's cough syrup served on some pancakes, then I'm coming
Count Dooku: of course I shall come my lord
Ventress: I'll come on one condition. You make that incredible lasagna you made at that annual lords of the Sith party
Sidious: well I was going to make some bean burritos, but okay
Maul: how do I know that this "party" isn't a trap?
Grevious: you don't
Sidious: oh for goodness snake its revenge of the fifth! All of us bad guys get together and throw a way better party than everyone else!
Savage: I'll come! And I'll bring along a roasted bantha. I cooked it in my microwave
Ventress: you cooked meat in a microwave?
Savage: I saw it on pinterest, and I think it worked!
Maul: it's better than meat cooked in an solar oven...
Savage: yeah, pretty sure that one didn't cook right...
Count Dooku: I will bring some coffee. I think we'll all need it considering how stressful yesterday was
Savage: how was it stressful?
Count Dooku: oh, just the usual 100000000000 messages and pics from Anakin Skywalker saying how awesome may the fourth was
Grevious: I just blocked that loser on Spacebook. I haven't even met him in person...
Maul: he is quite an annoyance.
Ventress: glad I'm not the only one who he messages to death.
Sidious: Skywalker...soon he will be my next apprentice and you all will be dead...
Savage: what did you say?
Sidious: nothing!
Ventress: scroll up and read his message. Unbelievable....
Sidious has removed a message
Grevious: seriously!
Ventress: if anyone is going to die it's going to be Grevious, not me
Count Dooku: I might be old, but I still have a lot of life left in me!
Ventress: when was the last time you surfed?
Count Dooku: 6, no..8...10 Years ago! Man, I am old
Sidious: I'm already like 60, and my plans have barely begun...
Savage: (I bet he's going to buy a convertible)
Sidious: anyways, all of you are invited to my party at the park at 5. Bring some kind of food or I'll kick you out with a stick
Ventress: fine. I'll bring these burnt hot dogs I attempted to cook the other day
Maul: I got chips. LOTS of chips.
Savage: yeah. They're starting to overflow the laundry room
Maul: ah, yes. I need to clear some space...its been years since I've seen my washing machine....
Grevious: I don't have one!
Ventress: what a surprise
Grevious: well I don't have clothes, so...
Count Dooku: you have a cape, do you not?
Grevious: nobody washes those things
Count Dooku:
Sidious: well I'm tired to chatting with you weirdos. I'm leaving to start making my lasagna
Ventress: well get ready to see a lot more of us because were coming to your party
Savage: I'll bring ice cream too!
Sidious has left this chat
Maul: does anyone ever feel like that old creep is going to be behind all of our deaths?
Now imagine all of the Sith just gathering together and having a nice party at the park. Oh, and Savage showing up in a literal ice cream truck, and Maul bringing tons of chips.
Have a great revenge of the fifth guys! (Still not over the clone wars finale :(
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