Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

The Slippin Slide

Jesse: Wahoo!!!! It's finally Summer!

Fives: And we get a break from work!

Hardcase: So we can fall down this slippery thingie!!!

Dogma: Its called a slipping slide.

Fives: No, a slippin' slide

Dogma: That's just slang

Fives: No it's not!

Echo: Technically, it is

Fives: You're supposed to take my side in arguments like these Echo!

Echo: I gave up after the 'cheetos are healthy fruits' one

Rex: Which is understandable. Hurry it up men! We can only have this on for so long before we use up all the water

Tup: Okay! Here I go!

Jesse: Do a belly flop!

Tup: No, I'll just go down it like a slide

Hardcase: I'll go down it like a penguin!

Jesse: Hey, I have a great idea

Kix: No, you probably don't

Jesse: We should just like, sneak over to the separatists' base, and steal their water so then we can use the slippin' slide for longer

Kix: Knew it

Fives: Sounds like a plan to me! Echo, get the water guns and we'll-

Rex: They're all droids. I doubt they'll even have running water

Tup: Wait, you mean they don't wash their hands? Ugh!

Dogma: They don't do anything with their hands except hold a gun, genious

Tup: Still...

Hardcase: I don't wash my head.

Echo: That was...random

Jesse: It's Hardcase, what we're you expecting?

Dogma: Okay, I call this move, the tumble.

-He rolls all the way down the slippin slide

Fives: That was so lame

Dogma: No it wasn't. You're just jealous because you can't do better

Fives: Oh, I can do better

Rex: Boys-

Dogma: Show me then

Fives: Hmm, Hardcase, Jesse, help me move part of the slippin slide to the roof.

Tup: What???

Fives: I'm going to make a ramp, and slide off of it from the roof.

Rex: What? Fives, not even General Skywalker is crazy enough to try that

Anakin, driving up in his van: Did someone say my name?

Rex: Ah! Sir! When did you get there?

Anakin: As soon as my car ran out of gas in your yard. You know, if I could think of a way to use orange juice as fuel...

Fives: Okay! Watch this Dogma!

Rex: -sighs-

Anakin: Woah, is that- a slippin slide on the roof! Genious!

Jesse: Now test it out Fives!

Echo: If you die, it'll be the strangest way an arc trooper has ever gone out.