Aayla: Hey guys, wanna go Halloween shopping?
Adi Galada: Hey, sure. That sounds like fun
Kit: Oh yeah. I need to get a few more things for my costume
Shak Ti: What are you being?
Kit: The green giant. You know, the guy on the green bean can and other vegetables
Shak Ti: A, green bean man?
Kit: Um...yeah, pretty much
Aayla: Oh, cool. I'm not sure what I'm being. I thought about dressing up as a sith, but then someone might try to kill me. Then I thought about dressing up as a blueberry, but I decided against it
Shak Ti: I wasn't really going to dress up.
Adi Galada: -gasps- Why not?
Shak Ti: Just cause I don't know what to be
Adi Galada: eh, you'll find something if you come with us. I was going to be a zombie. Then I was going to try and scare someone
Kit: Uh, wait. What are we going to be riding in
Shak Ti: What about the segways?
Adi Galada: Yeah, no. I accidentally crashed mine into the window and then Mace Windu grounded me from mine...so yeah.
Aayla: Vos asked to borrow mine, and then he never gave it back
Kit: That's Quinlan Vos for you. I brought mine to Anakin's man cave, but then it became an off limits zone because it wasn't a strong enough structure to live in
Shak Ti: Eug, I saw the outside of that place when I was on an errand down in the underworld one day. It's a wonder nobody ever got hurt in that place.
Kit: Oh they did. One day one of the clones fell threw the floor. They got him out, but it was a mess. You would have to ask Anakin himself for the details. I think he covered the hole with duck tape
Adi Galada: Omg 😂😂😂
Aayla: -gasps- that's it! Anakin went on some mission today, which means his van will be empty
Adi Galada: Which means we steal it
Kit: Ah...
Shak Ti: Won't Skywalker kill us?
Aayla: Only if he finds out!
Kit: True, true
Adi Galada: Let's do it!
Aayla: Good thing I know exactly where Anakin keeps his keys
Kit: I think we all do
Shak Ti: He hides them inside the coffee maker he never uses, right?
Aayla: Yep! I found them! Let's go
So they go in Anakin's van
Kit: You know, I feel kind of guilty about this. I mean, what if we crash?
Adi Galada: Pfft, Anakin had crashed this van so many times he wouldn't even notice if a whole door was missing
Aayla: Besides, I've never once crashed. Unless you count the time I ran over a droid...
Shak Ti: I just worry about what will happen to us if Anakin finds out
Adi Galada: He's not going to.
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...