Jesse: Hey, it's my birthday today. Can we do something fun???
Rex: No. We have a war to win. Birthday's can be celebrated later
Fives: But what it we die and-
Tup: What is we die????? Fives don't talk like that!
Fives: What I meant was, if we die, we won't ever have had a birthday party!!
Rex: -sighs- Fine, we can get a cake
Jesse: Yay!!!
Fives: But we have like millions of brothers. I'll get nothing but a crumb out of that cake!!
Rex: -sighs-
Echo: Fives, are you trying to make everything difficult on purpose?
Fives: No...
Jesse: It's just that...
Hardcase: We want to go to the bounce house!!!
Rex: The bounce house?
Tup: The place with giant balloon things that don't pop????
Dogma: We've only heard the rumors
Rex: From where?
Fives: Cody. Once he had to chase a sqaud of clankers through there.
Jesse: He said it was like jumping on rainbow clouds. Until of course one of the clankers blew the ground up and he fell through
Tup: Yikes
Fives: Reminds me of the mancave, if you know what I mean
Dogma: Believe me, we do.
Hardcase: Can we go??? Can we go???
Rex: Look, boys, its just I really don't think-
Anakin: The bounce house? Sounds like a plan!
Fives: Yassssss!!!!!
Rex: General, sir?
Anakin: What? Come on, it's not like anything bad will happen if we skip the war for a day
Ahsoka: I mean...the bounce house does sound like fun
Echo: Except for one problem. The bounce house is only for kids
Jesse: Aww chicken!
Fives: But wait, technically we are kids!
Dogma: Don't remind us. It gets weird when I start to think about the fact that I'm only eight.
Tup: ....I'm three
Anakin: Fives that's a great idea! To the van everyone! We're going to the bounce house
Rex: But- never mind. I just have a bad feeling about this
Ahsoka: Me too Rexter. But are we really going to miss out on a trip to the bounce house?
Rex: ...I guess not
In the van
Dogma: So...has anyone actually been to the bounce house before?
Tup: No
Fives: Sadly no
Echo: I've read about it
Fives: No, Echo hasn't been either
Anakim: I went once as a child for Quinlan Vos's birthday. Let's just say we got into a friendly competition and deflated the entire place.
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