Ahsoka: one question. Why is there a segway in the cleaning closet of the jedi temple?!
Shak Ti: what?
Kit: there's a Segway in there, of all places?
Aayla: I had no idea
Ahsoka: don't play dumb with me. Someone put it there
Anakin: send a pic
Ahsoka: uh, why?
Adi Galada: so we know its actually there
Shak Ti: I'm so confused. What is a Seg-way?
Aayla: have you been living under a rock?
Shak Ti: no, I have been living on Kimono.
Plo Koon: yeah, she has
Obi Wan: what? A segway? That's impossible. No way a jedi would sneak one into the cleaning closet
Kit:
Aayla:
Adi:
Plo Koon: actually that does sound kind of fun
Ahsoka:
Ahsoka: here's the pic. Now someone explain!
Obi Wan: well, theres clearly a segway in there.
Adi: yeah, but how'd it get in there is the big question
Anakin: idk. Best just leave it there.
Ahsoka: no way. Not until I get answers
Anakin: maybe it's a force sensitive Segway and its in there because its special
Obi Wan: -faceplam-
Kit: I have no clue how it got there.
Aayla: me either. But you better not touch it or do anything.
Ahsoka: okay, I'm throwing this out of the window unless someone explains what is going on here
Plo Koon: nooo!!!!
Shak Ti: I have no clue what is going on here
Aayla: what do we do?
Obi Wan: maybe Ahsoka is old enough to know the truth
Ahsoka: what?
Anakin: no, she would spoil it!
Ahsoka: oh just tell me already. Plus, when have I ever not kept a secret
Anakin: when you told everyone about my phobia of rubber chickens.
Ahsoka:
Kit: that was some valuable info there
Adi: yeah, years worth of pranks, practically
Ahsoka: guys, tell me what the deal is with this segway or I will throw it out the window. Seriously.
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