Anakin: Are we ready my men?
Rex: umm....
Fives: I got the bait.
Jesse: Marshmallows. No, Hardcase, don't eat them!!!
Dogma: This is just a disaster waiting to happen
Cody: Agreed
Obi Wan: I agree. The only reason I'm coming along is because Anakin promised me three tons of tea
Anakin: -shrugs- I can't go porg hunting by myself
Rex: Do you really have enough money for three tons of tea?
Anakin: Na, I stole it from Count Dooku. I also stole his stash of ice cream bars. Best crime of my life (so far) 😏😏😏
Cody: Oh god what have I sighed up for
Fives: Something exciting!
Obi Wan: I swear Anakin's going to kill a room full of kids one day...
Rex: Where did you even come up with the idea of porg hunting at, General Skywalker
Anakin: Well, I was having this dream, and there was this flying piece of bacon...
Dogma: ...wut
Jesse: I so wish that was real
Fives: It is. Just get some bacon, tie it to a string, then put it around your fan and turn it on
Jesse: Genious!
Cody: -gives them a weird look-
Obi Wan: And this dream?
Anakin: And then I woke up, because this porg flew right into my window, and I was like bam, porg hunting!
Rex: Do you even know where porgs live?
Anakin: I didn't, so I went and asked Padme. She gave me this map after she gave me this really deep sigh
Obi Wan: I sighed too when you texted me about this crazy idea
Anakin: So are we ready?
Jesse: Yeah. But what about Tup, Kix, and Echo?
Dogma: Tup was too soft. He doesn't have the heart to kill an innocent porg
Anakin: They're not so innocent, believe me. One ate all of my chinese noodles before I could stop it
Fives: Ah, Hardcase did that to my pizza once. And Echo just sighed and kept reading his Thrawn book so I took it that he didn't want to come
Rex: As for Kix...he has too much sense to go porg hunting
Cody: Then how did me and you get dragged into doing this?
Rex: ....our generals
Anakin: Let's go everyone! To the van!
And so they go to the van, going throughout the galaxy to go porg hunting
Fives: Are we ther yet?
Jesse: Or is this another stop?
Dogma: Because really do we need another dozen donuts?
Hardcase: Yessssss
Anakin: We're finally here! You may exit the van
Obi Wan: Uh, park the car first Anakin.
Anakin: Okie dookie. Everyone got their weapons?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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