Ahsoka has added Fives and Shak Ti to the couples chat
Fives: what the-
Rex: welcome bro
Anakin: to the couples chat
Satine: we're still calling it that?
Padme: stick to the plan
Fives: what? No me and Shak Ti aren't...
Obi Wan: we have proof
Fives: what how? Me and Shak Ti aren't dating. We're not a couple
Rex:
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Fives: how did you get that???
Aayla: we were spying on you
Ahsoka: oh, looks like someones got a girlfriend
Rex: let's make a blog about it!
Anakin: we'll call it, Fhak Fe
Obi Wan: Shives is a way better ship name
Fives: what nooo! You've got the wrong idea! Were not dating! Right Shak Ti?
Shak Ti: -shrugs-
Kit: well I think you are
Aayla: oh, it's such a cute ship!
Ahsoka: we've got to get more pics!
Rex: yeah? What's the inside scoop?
Fives: guys! Oh this is terrible
Anakin: Fives and Shak Ti are sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-
Fives: STOP!!!
Rex: stop what? I mean, you did go on a date with her, right?
Fives: why did you guys spy on me???
Satine: just cuz! We ship ya
Padme: doesn't one spy on their ship?
Fives: yes...well no! Guys, this isn't what you think!
Obi Wan: you too are meant for each other
Rex: and don't worry, I'll be your best man at the wedding
Fives: I've died of embarrassment. This is terrible
Ahsoka: so you know how it feels now?
Fives: what?
Anakin: fooled ya!
Rex: we got you good!
Fives: wait, what?
Shak Ti: it was all a prank Fives
Aayla: everyone got tired of your pranks and spying
Kit: we decided to get revenge
Ahsoka: mega revenge! How do you like being humiliated?
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