Fives: gkdieneuhd
Rex: what?
Ahsoka: what's going on fives?
Satine: was he kidnapped? I heard that happens a lot during the war.
Obi wan: na, probably something else.
Fives: sorry, I have this weird new texting app and its getting all messed up. Echo had to fix it.
Obi wan: told ya
Fives: okay, is everyone in place?
Ahsoka: yeah, me and Rex are right outside the restaurant
Satine: me and Obi wan are on the other entrance.
Fives: guys! Use your codenames!
Ahsoka: sorry forgot.
Satine: wait, what's yours?
Fives: um, lets go with agent Roberto telmeaz.
Rex: so you get the cool code name and were stuck with the weird ones?
Fives: yeah.
Rex:😒
Agent green bean: ready to go, are we?
Obi wan: Yoda?
Agent green bean: green bean this is, Haroldaz jazz.
Obi wan: right.
Fives: and its time! I see Padme at 4 o'clock sharp.
Satine: but its 5 o'clock.
Fives: I mean like the direct angle! Now haroldaz, and Harriet, make sure to approach close behind her.
Obi wan: okay...
Fives: jillious, odle, Anakin is approaching at west entrance. Make sure to come around near him. Not too close though, me might sense you.
Ahsoka: okay. Agent jingle is on the move.
Rex: so is agent Winston
So the couples in disguise follow Anakin and Padme around until they finally get inside. Now they are lead to a seat
Waiter: this way please.
Fives: you have to make sure to get a seat by Anakin and padme!
Satine: but we don't even know if their sitting together!
Fives: just keep following them and find some elaborate way to sit in the booth next to them!
Ahsoka: I've got this! Make sure to catch me Rex!
Rex: wait what?
Ahsoka suddenly pretends to faint in rex's arms. The waiter stairs at them.
Rex: er, um, can we sit by a window? She needs fresh air.
Waiter: of course, this way.
Ahsoka winks at Rex as she gets back up. They sit next to Anakin's booth without him noticing.
Fives: couple odle jingle has arrived at their destination. Now its time for couple haroldvomit to execute part one of the plan!
Obi wan: Padme's on the move!
Fives: oh god, she's going near Anakin's place!
Waiter: this way please.
Satine: oh of course!
Obi wan: please don't faint in my arms.
Satine: don't worry I'm not that dramatic.
Satine makes gagging sounds as if she's going to faint.
Obi wan: she's feeling very sick. Can we have a seat by the window?
Waiter: uh, I guess so.
Fives: faze one of the plan has been completed! Green bean, don't forget to take a picture! We have to have proof of our claim of anidala happening. Not like last time I tried to prove something..
To be continued once again. Okay, this is getting a little crazy, but it's still good right? Goof or good? What's your opinion on this story? And I know that this technically isn't all just texting its also talking, but whateva
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