Padme: Anakin, are you sure it's a wise idea to go here?
Anakin: Why not?
Padme: Because there's supposed to be a ton of other people at this event, and if they see us together they might think, you know, that we are together!
Anakin: Yeah. But we are
Padme: And they can't know that!!!
Anakin: Right. I don't want Yoda to hit me with a stick. He does that every time I disobey a Jedi rule. Which is a lot actually
Padme: No wonder your thinking is so impaired 🙄
Anakin: Wait a minute-
Padme: Please don't tell me your shoe is untied
Anakin: No. Look. Is that Ahsoka? With Rex?
Padme: Say whattt???
Meanwhile, across the room:
Ahsoka: Man, it's so fun here
Rex: The boys would love these hot dogs wrapped in banana peels. Its weird, just like them
Fives: Bold of you to assume were not here
Ahsoka: Ahh!!!
Rex: Fives! What are you doing here???
Fives: Spying on you. You are on a date, right?
Ahsoka:
Rex:
Fives: I'll take that as a yes.
Rex: Leave!!! Before I make you scrub the barracks!
Fives: Okay....
Ahsoka: I feel like he's always watching us.
Rex: I think he is. But now were alone
Ahsoka: So what I was thinking was, tommorow night wd get a milkshake and then go prank Anakin
Rex: Its a date!
Ahsoka: He'll have no idea it was us who filled his refrigerator with rubber chickens...
Anakin: Hey guys
Rex: Ahhh!!!
Ahsoka: Master! What are you doing here? With Padme?
Anakin: Uhh...what are you doing here? With Rex?
Rex: Were just, um...
Ahsoka: Eating these hot dogs wrapped in a banana peel
Anakin: That exists? I'm so trying it!
Ahsoka: And what about you?
Padme: Were just, talking. Like two normal people who have nothing going on between them at all.
Anakin: Except friendship!
Padme: Yeah. We're gonna...keep walking
Ahsoka: Man, that was close. If Skyguy knew I was on a date with you-
Rex: He'd never stop making fun of us.
Ahsoka: And he would tell Yoda who would slap me with a stick probably for not following all of the Jedi rules.
Rex: Speaking of that, is that Kit Fisto with Aayla Securia?
Meanwhile, across the room:
Aayla: This was such a fun place for a date!
Kit: Selfie time! Smile!
Aayla: Too bad we can't share it with anyone.
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
