Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Would You Rather...

Hardcase: Who else is super bored?

Fives: Me! Echo is boring me to death about this book

Echo: It's very interesting!

Tup: I'm sorta bored

Ahsoka: Yeah, me too. Why do you ask?

Hardcase: I was wondering if you guys wanna play a game...

Jesse: Not truth or dare again

Dogma: Oh, I see. You're scared of what kind of dare I'll make you do

Jesse: That was one time Dogma. One time.

Rex: What game Hardcase?

Anakin: I'll play!

Ahsoka: But you don't even know what it is yet

Hardcase: It's called would you rather. I'll give you two options and you have to tell me which one you'd prefer, then its your turn

Rex: Okay, I guess I'll play

Jesse: Sure

Ahsoka: I'm in

Tup: Might as well? Hope I don't regret this...

Fives: Yes!

Dogma: I have better things to do with my time.

Jesse: Like what? Make more cookies?

Dogma: Like prepare for the next battle

Fives: That's ages away! Just play with us!

Dogma: Fine. Just once

Hardcase: Okay, Jesse would you rather eat a really hot pepper again, or be stuck on a planet with creepy aliens?

Jesse: Be stuck on a planet with creepy aliens.

Ahsoka: Seriously?

Jesse: Uh, yes. Those peppers were HOT. Now my turn. Fives, would you rather read one of Echo's books, or listen to Hardcase sing?

Fives: Ohh, that's a hard one...

Fives: Probably listen to Hardcase sing. Echo's books are extremely booooring.

Echo: They are not!

Fives: Whatever, it's my turn. Rex, would you rather kiss Ahsoka, or die by General Grievous?

Rex: Why do you always ask me questions about Ahsoka?

Fives: Because it's my secret ship... Now choose!

Rex: well if dying by Grievous would save lots of people, then that. If not... I guess I'd kiss Ahsoka

Anakin: Good one Fives. Now your turn Rex. Pick me!

Rex: Fine, fine. Would you rather, die of being chopped in half, or die by lava?

Anakin: Hmm, probably being chopped in half. I've always wondered what it would feel like to have no legs...

Ahsoka: Why do I have such a weird master?

Rex: Why do I have such a weird General?

Anakin: You mean why do I have such an awesome Master General!

Rex: 😒

Ahsoka: 😒

Anakin: My turn now! Dogma, would you rather disobey orders, or die?

Dogma:

Anakin: I demand you answer

Dogma: Uh, probably die

Jesse: He's weird... Really weird.

Dogma: Hardcase, would you rather change your name, or eat really hot peppers?

Hardcase: My name is Hardcase. I'd so obviously rather eat hot peppers

Fives: I knew it

Hardcase: Tup, would you rather get a haircut, or go outside by yourself in the dark?

Jesse: Ohhh, that's a hard one

Tup: Probably get a haircut

Jesse: Sometimes, your such a baby Tup.

Tup: For the hundredth time I am not a baby!

Fives: Look there's a spider!

Tup: Where???

Dogma: AHHHHH! Kill it!! KILL IT!!!

Fives: Woah dude, I was just teasing Tup!

Jesse: Looks like there's two scaredy cats!

Dogma: I wasn't scared, I just uh... never mind. It's your turn Tup.

Tup: Ahsoka, would you rather eat a cinnamon roll or a donut?

Ahsoka:😦 That's hard!

Ahsoka: Probably a cinnamon roll. Now my turn! Who hasn't went?

Echo: Just me

Ahsoka: Okay, would you rather, burn all of your books, or help Fives prank the 501st?

Fives: He could never burn all his books... So he would help prank the 501st with me!

Echo: That's a hard one, but yep.

Fives: Now your turn!

Echo: Fives, would you rather read my favorite book, or not be allowed to prank anyone ever again?

Fives:...!!!!

Fives: ReAd A bOoK